THE REAL SLIM SHADY | Medieval Bardcore Version | Eminem vs Beedle the Bardcore

“Thou act as if thou hast never seen an Anglo-Saxon before”

The pope doesn’t have to cuss in his ballads to sell records, well I do, so have at him and have at thee too

The best rappers of the medieval ages were Slender Shadow, Alchemist Dre, 50 Shillings, and Snoop Hound

"Will the real slim shady please stand up?" - Sir Marshall Mathers Bruce III, 1073

“... just ask Alchemist Dre, he’s confined to my larder.”

“My hindquarters are situated upon thou lips, and if my timing is fortuitous then perhaps thou will give it a kiss.”

“Sir William Smith doesn’t has't to sayeth degrading remarks in his sonnets to selleth his poems. Well, i doth so disregard that gent and disregard thee too!”

"And thine physician Dre said thus: Absolutely nothing, ye fools! Yon physician Dre is slain, for he hath been locked in mine cellar!"

If something like this actually dropped during that time, people would have lost their shit.

It took me two minutes to realise there weren't gonna be any lyrics.

Two harlots wander outside! Wander outside! Wander outside!

May I have gods attention please? May I have divine intervention please? Will the REAL Slim Lady Please Rise up? I repeat, will the REAL Slim Lady Please Rise up? we are gonna be having a problem here... y'all act like y'all never seen a white knight before. Arms all on the floor just like vikings bust in your door and started looting your cart worse than before when you were ignored, and was, throwing you over furniture. Its the Return of the ... Ah wait... no Say, you're grinning, He didn't just Lay withwhom I think he did, did he? and Pastor Dre Said... Nothing you Heretics, He locked up in my En-Crypt-ment. Lepardists Love Licking Ham. [Chicken,chicken,chicken] Slim Ladies, Im sick of em Look at em, walking around grabbing their you know what Flipping to you know who yea but they're so cute though yea probably got couple of nails in my helm loose But no worse than whats going on in your Sacred Ballrooms Sometimes i wanna get on stage and just let lead our goose, but cant but its cool for Sir John to ride a Dead Moose. My dump is in your cliffs, my dump is in your cliffs, and if ur lucky... i might drop in a little fish... and that's the message our fine gods gift and expect them not to know what a missionaris is. ofcourse theyre gonna know what a chorus is by the time they hit fourth year they got community charity don't they? We have nothing but handles, well, some of us in shackles, who cut other peoples hands off for stealing chickens [OOPS!] but if we can ride mules and antelopes, then there is no reason why a bat and cat can't be rode. [EWWW] But if you feel like I feel, I got the poison antidote Wizards wake your cauld-e-rons, light that fire high and it goes, (Chorus) Cuz Im the white wizard, yes Im the white wizard, all you other wizzas just imitatin, So wont the real strong Wizz please rise up, please rise up? (Chorus) White knight doesn't have to cuss to get records, well... I do, So shag them and shag you too. You think I give a Damn about an army? Half you Orcs cant even stomach me, let alone smell me... But Wiz what if you win? wouldn't It be weird? Why? So you guys could just lie to bait me here? So I can sit in jail and fight some bears? Paladin better switch me chairs So I can sit next to King Arthur and Altair. And hear them argue over who's slain the dragon first. Little Itch, Put me in a Bath in Bently "Yeah hes a brute but I think hes married to Gwenn" "Hihi" I should downgrade her horseshave and show the whole empire how she gave me an Evil Dead twin. I'm sick of your little barbarian tricks, All you do is annoy me. So I have written orders to DESTROY YOU. And there is a Million of us, Just like me, Who fight like me, who chop limbs just like me, who dress like me, Walk talk and drink like me, they just might be the next best thing, but not quite christianity.

"And Charlemagne said... nothing, you idiots! Charlemagne is dead, he's locked in my basement!" The bishop of Aachen

Will the Real Slim Shady please arise!

This actually sounds like a legit medieval song

If your still listining 4000 years later, your a legend

everybody gangsta till the Bard's start spits some rhymes.

Marshall Mathers really does sound like a Medieval Squire's name

Honestly the people’s clapping sound make it so much more intense I can picture them dancing around and clapping so intensely

i remember the huge radioplay this song got back in 1208-1210 A.D. This song was everywhere.