GANGSTA'S PARADISE | Medieval Bardcore Version

The lyrics contributed in some of these comments are truly outstanding! If anybody would like to record a vocal version for this (or any other of my tracks) please send me an email and we can collaborate!

You can take Robin out the Hood but you can't take the Hood out of Robin.

"As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain"

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at the soil, and realise it needs rain But I've been milling and farming so long That even my lordship thinks that my mind is corn But I hast never crossed a Lord that ne’er deserved it Me, be treated like a serf? Well that’s actually heard of, Take heed what thou be prating, where thou be striding, Or thou and thine maidens might be for a lashing, I surely hate the King but I gots to work, As I plough, yonder village going up in smoke Fools, I'm the kind of Farmer little ruffians try to be like On thine knees in the night, sowing wheat by the moonlight Been spending most thine life living in a peasants paradise Been spending most thine life living in a peasants paradise Keep spending most my life living in this feudal paradise Keep spending most our lives living in this feudal paradise Look at the situation my lordship hath me facing I can't live a normal life, thou was’t raised by the wheat fields So I have to be strong for the plough team But too much maiden watching has me chasing dreams An uneducated fool with groschen on my mind Got my scythe in my hand and a gleam in my eye I'm a burned out peasant, but I still fly the banner Yet my grindstone’s wet so don't arouse my anger Fools, death art nothing but a plague rat away I'm living life plough or die, what can I say? I'm 23 now, but will I live to see 24? The way the plague is going, I don't know… Been spending most thine life living in a peasants paradise Been spending most thine life living in a peasants paradise Keep spending most my life living in my lordship’s paradise Keep spending most our lives living in my lordship’s paradise Ploughing for the wheat, milling for the flour, Minute after minute, hour after hour Everybody's watching, and half of them are starving, “It's for the lordship’s kitchen!”, but I don't know what's cookin' They say “thou should learn”, there’s no baker here to teach me if I don’t understand it, who gonna feed me? I know they can't, I know they won't I know that buboes why I know my life is on the owt, fool! Been spending most thine life living in a peasants paradise Been spending most thine life living in a peasants paradise Keep spending most my life living in my lordship’s paradise Keep spending most our lives living in my lordship’s paradise Tell me why are we so blind to see That the king we serve would burn you and me? - a peasant, probably.

It’s actually a very haunting melody, when you just listen to it

I ain’t never pillaged a king who didn’t deserve it.

Me in skyrim: *kills a chicken The whole f*ckin' Empire:

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at thyself, and realize there's little sane Cause I've been milling and grinding so long Even my mother thinks my mind is gone But I hast never crossed a lord that hasn't deserved it Treating me like a serf, well that's actually heard of Been spending most our lives living in a peasants paradise Been spending most our lives living in a peasants paradise

Rest In Peace, Coolio. Thank you for providing the inspiration for this absolute bop.

me after stealing a cheese in skyrim:

Me and the boys siegeing down a castle listening to this.

“We living in a medieval paradise”: Sir Coolio 1239 AD

honestly i’m here because of dan and phil but this is one of the best things i’ve heard today (is anymore else here because of them??)

Burglar: *breaks in^ Medieval Big Smoke: "Ye hath picked thy quarry inadvisably, fool!"

Broke: Gangsta's Paradise Woke: Hoodlum's Heaven

i hope you know Dan and Phil talked about this in their newest gaming video and made me listen, which made me realise this is so good

This version is worthy of much recognition .. I am sure Coolio would be extremely proud ... RIP Coolio ... Forever remembered, forever missed

I remember riding a carriage back in 1072 with the homies and doing a drive by with our longbows

Bandit's Paradise by Coolio the Magnificent

dan and phil, what have you done