George Carlin - Sports
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2020-04-17に共有
Aired: 1986.06.14
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"Two seconds shot clock... 4-500 point game" George Carlin predicted 2020s NBA basketball 🤣
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This has to be his most underrated/unrecognized routine. Somehow after years of watching george I only just recently came across it.
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one of my favorite bits of his.
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I literally laughed my pants off and nearly peed in them when he said "find a puck in the urinal to control the smell in the bathroom" LOL
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Growing up I listen to this album on repeat. And we memorized the skit it's been years since I heard it and I can still recite it word for word
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The man was brilliant.
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He is a legend.
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This is what I have been looking for a long time since I’ve heard this when I was a little kid. The lines are little bit changed but still super funny😂
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Miss him
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3:45 epic facial mannerisms
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I love this one but the end is different. Not by much but definitely a Mandela effect. In the version I have owned and was the first of his concerts I memorized, he didn't say "Will ya?" as the last words. He said "Put it in your pocket and go the fuck home!" Anyone else remember it differently?
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7:30 Gymnastics is not a sport because Romanianis are good at it! Took me a long time to come up with that rule but i thaugt i got one
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as a Romanian I thought it was hilarious about gymnastics.
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There is handball, which is a mix of basketball and football (soccer).
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man i love carlin... i forgot how much he uses the f word and no not fuck
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Pucks in ice hockey because the Quebecers used knee caps from cows ,when 1st played on frozen ponds. Nhl hockey had the foxtail, is when it turned into a video game.
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7:05 Lacrosse
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5:34 swimming
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He forgot to mention Badminton.
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5:49 Sailing isn't a sport. Sailing is a way to get somewhere. Riding a bus isn't a sport. WHY the fuck should sailing be a sport?!😂
