The Horrible World of Kinect Games - Caddicarus

Thanks for your patience, everyone. I think we got all of the issues sorted with the main big boy streaming/gaming PC that my last video was about - but now, for absolutely NO reason, my new prebuilt office/editing PC has started randomly crashing. Luckily this video was 99% done when it started breaking, but still, UUUUUURGHHHHHHHHHHHCPASFDLKJGHDVISAEBDNPIPAW

Caddy is basically a living Monty Python character who somehow made his way into our universe.

Once Kinect registered my bed as second player. Bed even got some points in Just dance.

8:50 even the rabbid was confused about the fact the kick didn't work somehow

I will say, if there was a Disneyland game where the old/discontinued rides were preserved in digital format just to see how they were I would love that

"Elmo and his three dancing crucifixes" this line broke me

"Honey, that Caddicarus fellow is playing in the dumpster again!" "With or without his shirt?" "WHAT DO YOU THINK?!"

That gun stringer game is the first time I've seen an actually creative use of the kinect that added to the experience instead of basically being "just play any other video game but in the most inconvenient and buggy way possible"

1:00:12 "Who would've thought that genocide would be repetitive?" Goddamn, that's golden! For all the crazy shit happening, this one slays me!

I suspect a large part of the problem is that the Kinect is designed for middle-class American living rooms that are basically a 30'x20' hall with a couch and TV in the middle and some track lighting, whereas a British living room is a gloomy shoebox stuffed with furniture that you can just about squeeze into if you're not too large. When it tells you to step forward and then tells you you're too close, it's because it expects you to be about five feet further away in the first place, but that would put you into the hall or possibly your neighbour's house.

Can we just appreciate that this man buried himself in a dumpster for a bit? Top quality

16:00 The fact that the game paused when Stan raised his paws makes it incredibly funny. :D

58:01 to be fair, I’m like 90% sure that’s the same voice actor for Yoda they used in The Clone Wars animated series … the one everyone says is Star Wars at its peak (which is a solid claim). So yeah, it may not sound the best, but at least it’s not bespoke for this game.

The best part of this is when you use the Kinect in VRChat for a cheap Full Body Tracking set. The camera isn't awful, it's 100% the games' faults.

I love how Caddy just gives us feature length films every few months now.

7:59 are we just gonna ignore the fact that the doll's hair has bones in it?

15:55 Every Stan moment is just wholesome and precious

Caddy's Harry Potter avatar is perhaps the most beautiful thing that will ever grace this earth.

"Honey! The neighbor's shirtless in a dumpster full of cardboard again, should I call the police?"

Too bad it wasn't as good as the PS2 EyeToy