Horrible Dating Show Just Got Worse

another idea: they just bring 2 people and see how bad their anxiety gets when the button just literally doesnt change color for 5-10 minutes

This isn't speed dating. This is speed hating.

"This is so cringe" -says the button who is also trying to make the show cringe.

i honestly felt bad for that girl who had to face the heeley raid boss. she actually seemed to like him at first, but he completely mistook her signals

Wtf. Charlie’s idea of pushing the button to remove yourself is literally a better show. Like that was so easy to fix. He fixed it. I’d much rather watch THAT version of the show.

"Hannah doesnt wash her bedsheets very often" If this button was a physical person he would get the shit kicked out of him

Hannah was so bizarrely insecure. Anytime someone obviously doesn’t hate her, she immediately goes for the button. She literally pressed the button on pink hair girl for being out of her league, but the pink hair girl didn’t show any indication of feeling that way. (even though she honestly was)

"Do you like The Cure?" might be one of the funniest things a human has ever said. I'm in stitches.

They turned a dating show into a fucking western, where everyone just quickdraws to kill the other for the only purpose of not being killed, and its completely boring

It honestly makes me so mad when there’s just that one person that buzzes EVERYONE for NO. GOOD. REASON.

this is actually a fascinating study into human nature and psychology hidden under a shallow pretense of a forgettable internet dating show

They should install a random generator to determine who is gonna be eliminated after someone’s pressing the button. So if you feel the urge to end the date and want to press the button, you don’t know if you kick yourself out or the other person. Would be way more interesting and less “who hits faster”

They should rename that show “fear of rejection”. It’s a race to see who can push the button first and save face

"Hannah doesn't wash her bedsheets often," "OK" "How often do you?" "Every 2 Weeks" - Hannah instantly presses the button, even after this person was willing to accept and work with an awkward and bad description of her. If this doesn't sum up how much this show is just insecure people projecting their own problems, I don't know what could.

washing your bedsheets every two weeks seems perfectly reasonable to me as long as youre keeping yourself clean before you get in bed

The button just feels more like a game of who has better reaction time to press it. Because most of these interactions just have that one person that is very insecure that they have to instantly reject the other person for their appearance or for no reason entirely. And also the fact that when they do start talking, it only lasts literally less than 30 seconds, it's ridiculous.

The fact that everyone is more worried about getting kicked out than talk doesn't really help the show.

This show is awful because it enables and aggravates some of the most worst behaviors in humans. It essentially rewards quick, snap-judgements of other people, encourages narcissism and self-importance. People are less likely to behave like this in normal social circumstances, because, often, society instantly snaps back like a rubberband when you are an asshole. Instead, this show encourages it. And they all do it with that boorish grin, chortling and giggling away, justifying it as they stare into the camera and suckle on the sweet nectar of attention.

feel bad for sapphire, it looked like she was really trying to open the door to her feelings and instantly got shut down. Rejection like that can change a person, make them more closed in and difficult to connect with later.

Green haired girl: "The wheels on heelys arent there?" The Heelys dude: "And i took that personally"