Your First Battle - Jonny's Quest Episode 2

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Published 2023-09-11

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  • As chat tries to come up with what to say, he suddenly remembers the fake backstory he told Thedrick and says: „I only did what was right, after all bandits just like these where the once who robbed me and you gave me, a complete stranger, food and a place to sleep. I couldn’t just let this village brun down!“
  • @plasticstraw5033
    chat explains everything that happened honestly, but afterward asks brandoloph if he would like to join him to become his steed and search for rockets
  • Chat makes a Charisma(performance) check , rolls a nat 20, and bursts into song about his life and the battle. He sings and dances for 8 minutes straight, w/o taking a breath at all during his performance.
  • @nightstring7351
    As Chat ponders his decision, he decides that only a theatrical masterpiece would do his battle justice. He bounces off walls, backflips, off of the town's well, and with his parkour expertise, finishes the play with the big finale, jumping on Brandolph's back and decapitating one of the bandits by shooting and launching the knife out of his bazooka.
  • @utilekoala6565
    Chat looks dead into the eyes of the guard and says “I have helped this lost horse find victory, and I can do the same for you! Come with me and I will help you find what you may be looking for while you help me to find my way home." Using his powers of rizz, surely chat can charm the guard
  • @TinPanMan_REAL
    He simply takes a deep breath and says “||𝙹⚍ ⎓𝙹𝙹ꖎ, ||𝙹⚍ ᓵᔑリℸ ̣ ꖌ╎ꖎꖎ ᔑ ↸ᒷᒲ╎⊣𝙹↸!” Summoning the great god of wisdom, Fritzgerald Garthomulus Fredrickson II
  • @randomman466
    When Chat thinks of what to say from there, one of the bandits that did not get caught in all of what just happened tries to take everyone off guard. He gets the upperhand on everyone established to be in the end of the last episode being tired from what just happened and is revealed to be the real person behind everything that just happened and the horse guy was there to take some stuff for himself while everyone was distracted. When he almost wins this fight more people start to notice and backup arrives. Knowing he could not take everyone at the scene he flees the scene. What he was actually looking for when the bandits attacked is still unknown and when we try to get answers from the few that were locked up but they won't say a single thing.
  • @Bulkbirch
    Chat realizes he is hungry and tells the story, but leaves out the part about him going to the kitchen, and then says “By the way, I found this Bazooka in a field, do you happen to have any ammo for it?”
  • Jim explains everything in a way that is extremely flattering to brandolph, thus gaining a party member, and having to fight the knights because we have teamed up whith a former bandit which is pretty suspicious
  • @CountryHouse135
    Chat Stutters as he says: "I-i Didnt Do it-..... L-look Behind you!" *as a bandit jumps from behind.
  • @coolwilliam2460
    Chat uses his kitchen skills to take out both and steal their weapons
  • @TheBigNoob_TBN
    Chat decides to just nod, He then explains that it was just coincidence and a misunderstanding. He then tries to regain trust by helping clean up the town while also grabbing some of the slain bandit's dropped weapons as well. (He comes across a sword, and a crossbow with a quiver of arrows next to it and must choose if he wants to go melee or ranged)
  • @SillySyrup
    Chat realizes that he accidentally used his animal-talking power to talk to Brandolph that day, so now he has to try to communicate with Brandolph knowing that he is sentient. Just imagine: they become great friends and eventually create a half-human half-horse language blend. Plus, the power is wasted.
  • @Nipings
    Chat explains that he bravely killed many bandits, and wouldn't mind a couple rockets in return.
  • @user-mt9nc2gd8f
    Run away as fast as you possibly can while looking around for any supplies.
  • @OnlyTree
    “Yo uhhh dude this is getting a bit complicated ima dip” chatterson proceeds to run immediately.
  • @GoOregonDucks
    Chat replies with a response made by the comment section. Later, he finds a bow with two arrows in a quiver layer next to it. He picks it up and is surprised to hear a sound from the quiver. One of the arrows is talking! It will continue to give good, bad, or stupidly funny advice throughout his quest.
  • @lionfire6022
    Suddenly a bandit that was hidden attacks you from the back with a sword