The TikTok Mom Is A Superhero Now

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Published 2019-08-16
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That's right folks Varli has become the hero that no one wanted, and also no one deserved.

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All Comments (21)
  • @freakittyfreak
    She gave the vibe of those people thats like "I'm a nice and a good person so anyone that don't agree with me are bad". That to me, is the worst kind of ego
  • @ConnorDWolves
    that "help, let me, go!" is just begging to be remixed
  • @Y_r_u491
    Varli seems to have a hero complex and obsessing over being more powerful than others and saving people whenever she can
  • Varli: "Blowing out someone else's candle candle doesn't make yours shine any brighter" Also Varli: Proceeds to beat up a room of middle schoolers
  • "I'm not going to say a single mean thing." doesn't say anything the whole time
  • “Don’t fear, Varli is here,” This is not a catchphrase, this is a threat. Here is written a handy guide on how to survive a Varli (SCP-6516) encounter. DISCLAIMER This is a survival guide, not a documentation of SCP-6516. As such, it does not use standardized formatting, and does not include most scientific data from research. A full scientific documentation is in development. An exact date cannot be provided at this time, but is expected by 27/7/2023 1- if you see a woman meeting Varli’s description, please leave the area at a normal pace. Do not make sudden movements try to act as casual as possible 2- if you are a minor, do not display any behavior that may be perceived as aggression. Varli will materialize and beat you until you can no longer stand up on your own. If you are experiencing high stress, it is advised to use a fidget toy or stress ball to calm yourself, or crush a tin can or plastic bottle in your hand. If you are often experiencing high levels of stress, it is advised to engage in meditative behavior, such as standard meditation, taking a warm shower, brushing your hair, taking naps, taking deep breaths, and covering your face with a warm towel. If these do not work, your doctor may prescribe stress relieving medication. You may be entitled to financial compensation and free martial arts training if you have been a victim of at least three attacks. Financial compensation for a minor experiencing a beating ranges from $700-$2000 3- do not attempt to fight Varli using firearms. Bullets will cease to exist shortly after exiting the barrel when in close proximity to Varli. It is instead suggested to use high power lasers for ranged combat. If you do not have access to a high power laser, hand to hand and blade combat are still effective, so it is advised to always carry a concealed gravity knife 4- if you catch Varli following you, get with a group of at least 4, then run. If a group consists of at least 4 people, Varli with hesitate for 30 seconds before chasing. You must use this time wisely. Varli will then run at speeds up to 50 MPH exactly (80.4 KMPH) on four limbs to catch her prey. You must not flee in open terrain once this occurs. You must hide, climb, or utilize environment hazards to flee. So far Varli has not been observed to climb without the use of a ladder. 5- Varli does a ritual in which she will hypnotize victims with the words “Love more, hate less,”. If you hear these words being chanted, use headphones, hearing protection, or your hands to block out the sound and leave the area immediately. It is not known what happens to those who are fully hypnotized. If you see someone being hypnotized, shout as loudly as possible “PLEASE STOP!”. Then run. Do not check to see if it worked. If you try to save them you’ll both die 6- Varli’s followers (SCP-6516-01) are suspected to be victims of hypnosis. They act as shells of their former selves. They will chant “Love more, hate less,” when Varli is near. You can use this as a warning. If you hear a random person chanting this, write down the street and leave. Do not report the incident to the police until you are out of earshot of the chanting. Then, contact law enforcement and tell them where the person was chanting. An MTF unit will be dispatched to contain SCP-6516. If a person seems to be deaf or unable to hear, tap on their shoulder four times. This is a signal to follow you out of danger. Abandon them if they do not respond the first time. As far as you or anyone else is concerned, they are already dead. Two instances of SCP-6516-01 have been spotted in the reply section. Scroll down at your own risk Addendum 6516-B OUTDATED Removed due to recent development covered in Addendum 6516-E. Addendum 6516-C According to videos circulating social media, SCP-6516 may shout the phrase "yeehaw" before either attacking or attempting hypnosis. If you hear someone shout yeehaw, prepare to either free or defend yourself. Addendum 6516-D In response to concerned family members asking what happens to hypnotized victims/followers of Varli, the foundation is publicly stating that as many instances of SCP-6516-01 are being taken alive as possible and taken to site [REDACTED] for psychological treatment. A full list of recovering 6516-01 cannot be provided at this time due to the following reasons: -During a containment breach in site [REDACTED] SCP-049 carried an instance of SCP-4940 into a server room, unaware of the effects. SCP-049 was not harmed, but all electronic components of the servers were melted beyond recognition. Addendum 6516-E As of June [REDACTED] 2024, SCP-6516 has become capable of hypnotization via digital devices. The foundation has deployed technicians to deplatform SCP-6516 and block its content, or reposts of its content at the client level. Foundation personal will monitor social media for anomalously available content. Wireless services may be suddenly terminated while the anomalous content is scrubbed using instances of SCP-3268. (See file) Radio communicators will be distributed to repeatedly affected areas. The foundation will attempt to provide a list as soon as the servers and SCP Foundation services are available once more. In the meantime, if you know the location of any instances of 6516-01, do not inform the GOC (Global Occult Coalition) They will not take your family members alive. Due to the rapidly developing and evolving nature of SCP-6516, the full file has been delayed indefinitely. File is now scheduled to be available after termination of SCP-6516
  • @greenboatyt5566
    Danny: we should add dolphin man. Varlie: “says nothing” Danny: fine I’ll do it myself. “Makes song”
  • @danisaur6487
    The last G in GREG on the wall is ever so slightly too far away from the rest of the letters and it's bothering me. I just see GRE G
  • The little girl screaming help and let me go was her breaking out of character
  • @steinthor
    We punch with one hand because we shift our weight to put maximum force into one punch, which doesn't allow us to use our opposite arm to maximize rotational force on our spinal axis. Although, I would absolutely watch boxing matches where all punches thrown must be with both hands at the same time. That'd be some content right there.
  • Update: just checked her tik tok and a lot of her videos are about her murdering people?? Girl really said “You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain” Edit: Danny already made a follow up about this 🧎‍♀️
  • Me:I Want a black widow movie Mom:we have that home Black widow movie at home:
  • @NaddaMercenary
    "Varli Saviour" is anyone else not weirded out by her God complex??? Lol wtf, she should not be around children.
  • @MikeCincoCapas
    11:55 "She beats the sh!t out of them like they're a bunch of 11 year-old girls" amazing delivery!
  • @d1gital.star.
    Varli: I could be like you Danny, but I won't stoop down that far Danny: Aight let's keep going farther
  • @pufferfish5065
    help, let. Me. Go help, let. Me. Go help, let. Me. Go Someone gotta make a song out of that.
  • @Catherine-wn8dh
    He's talking about the help let me go line and you can see the wheels turning in his head. It's so cool to see the origins of the greatest song ever.