Star Wars: The Acolyte does everything right
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Published 2024-06-26
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All Comments (21)
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The minute that the rainbow lightsaber was unleashed to slay Darth Patriarchus, I knew Star Wars was now absolute perfection.
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Sarcasm is strong with this one. š
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Your sarcasm has doubled since the last time we met Critic
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I clicked on this faster than Anakin blew up the Death Star...
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Just remember: The same people that used to bully kids for liking star wars, DND,etc are now in charge of it. They bullied nerds, nerd culture became cool, hip and mainstream. They inserted themselves in, took control, stopped using "dork/nerd/geek" as an insult and replaced it with 'incel.' GATEKEEP YOUR HOBBIES AND INTERESTS or watch it tank.
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āThe lovechild of David Bowie and a pineappleā. I laughed like a maniac.
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"Whats that dead carcass he is pulling?" STAR WARS
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No binary suns, but binary daughters. Well done, sir.
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'Half Witcher, Half ninja, all Queen Cleopatra' what a title 10/10.
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āThe Acolyte, does everything right, As long as youāre not male, straight, or white.ā
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I canāt lie, Master Tokyo took me outš¤£š¤£š¤£ I was not expecting that
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It's such a stunning and brave masterpiece that Wookiepedia hears the call. All will be retconned and rewritten to make sure that The Acolyte not only happened but ensure that the Prequels are nothing but lies.
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Directed by Harvey Weinsteinās favorite assistant
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My only complaint is that it needed more Force Scissoring.
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That 5-foot-nothing padawan taking on a sith who just killed 6 Jedi knightsā¦. Totally believable
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"A planet of alien lesbians" honestly sounds pretty rad out of context.
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If by masterpiece you mean the masterpiece I've just unleashed in my toilets then yes it is THE Masterpiece
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"David Bowie and a pineapple"š¤£
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SW now stands for āSapphic Witchesā! Thank you, Disney!
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And when we needed him the least he re-appeared
