Schlatt Ranks EVERY Cookie

I think we should call “biscuit boy” Schlatt from now. He truly likes men.

love how chat actually gave a decent range of reviews at the start but after schlatt shit on the chewy cookie type they went full S / F for the rest of the stream

Schlatt: Let me give chat a way to vote on which cookie should go where Also Schlatt: Ignores the chat's decision most of the time

50% of the cookies are oreos and chips ahoys

I think we should call “Schlatt” biscuit boy from now on. He truly likes “evading police dogs.”

I think we should call “Schlatt” biscuit boy from now on. He truly likes those crunchy bits.

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I generally agree with the no soft cookie sentiment UNLESS it's a FRESH cookie, light straight out of the over handmade real cookie. If it's soft because it's fresh and warm, it's good. If it's artificially soft its gross.

Chapter List for Video: 0:00 Intro 0:16 Start of VOD 6:51 Chips Ahoy! Original 9:50 Chips Ahoy! Candy Blasts 13:27 Chips Ahoy! Chunky 16:44 Chips Ahoy! Chewy 19:52 Chips Ahoy! Chewy w/ Reeses 22:23 Keebler Chips Deluxe 25:29 Chips Deluxe w/ Milk Chocolate M&Ms 27:47 Famous Amos Chocolate Chip Cookies 32:08 Royal Dansk Danish Butter Cookies 34:50 Lotus Biscoff 38:00 Stauffer's Ginger Snaps 41:10 Frosted Sugar Cookies 44:56 Pillsbury Ready-Bake Sugar Cookies 47:31 Fortune Cookie?? 49:00 Pepperidge Farm Milano Milk Chocolate 54:16 Pepperidge Farm Milano Dark Chocolate 57:11 Pepperidge Farm Milano Mint Chocolate 1:01:58 Pepperidge Farm Chessmen Cookies 1:04:45 Pepperidge Farm Farmhouse Milk Chocolate Chip Cookies 1:07:40 Tate's Bake Shop Chocolate Chip Cookies 1:10:48 Lenny and Larry's The Complete Cookie 1:17:44 Keebler El Fudge Elfwich 1:21:46 Keebler Fudge Stripes 1:23:52 Keebler Sandies Pecan Shortbread 1:25:49 Keebler Vienna Fingers Creme Filled 1:28:39 Original Oreo 1:31:56 Double Stuf Oreo 1:33:42 Mega Stuf Oreo 1:36:11 Most Stuf Oreo 1:41:12 Oreo Thins 1:43:28 Mint Oreo 1:45:39 Birthday Cake Oreo 1:47:52 Golden Oreo 1:50:35 Java Chip Oreo 1:52:25 Lemon Oreos 1:56:08 Fig Newtons 1:59:47 Nutter Butter 2:03:13 Nilla Wafers 2:07:09 Black and White Cookies 2:11:03 Stella D'oro Margherite Combination 2:13:35 Stella D'oro Swiss Fudge 2:17:36 ?????????????????

I just watched a adult man eat cookies for 2 hours and 19 mins I love what ive done with my life

Man did a whole cookie tier list without girl scout cookies and expects us to be ok with that

It's scary how everyone's Grandparents had those butter cookie tins filled with sewing supplies and other junk, it can't be a coincidence. My Grandfather had one of those in his trunk for years and probably still has it in there to this day.

I truly appreciate the effort schlatt puts into streams, such high quality production I mean the Pope bit too come on, truly one of the only streamers in the just chatting category that puts work into it

as an australian i enjoyed watching schlatt rank these cookies that ive never seen before, since i cant really get mad coz i dont know what they taste like

Schlatt is the only person I will watch a 2-3 hour long video about and not skip through any of it

I was surprised that Schlatt's favorite cookie wasn't the "Body Of Christ".

1:02:49 “maybe it’s just your big man hands” in chat. Thank you spook_towne for this suggestion as to why the bag may be ripping. Sometimes we jump into action, when we first need to look at what’s right in front of us. Truly an inspiring and amusing live comment.

I think we should call “Schlatt” biscuit boy from now on. He truly likes those crispity crunchy munchy crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire Queens lovely jubiley delights bits.

I think we should call "biscuit boy" Schlatt from now. He truly likes da crunch