These Are the Worst Guys Ever

This guy imagining himself skiing away like a badass is the funniest fucking thing. Like he thought it all out, typed it, and posted it.

One time, I posted a photo of myself at the women’s march in dc, and a guy commented, “unfollowing now, b1tch.” It was literally a picture of me holding a sign that said, “equality for all.” This boy literally unfollowed me because I like equality.

Some guy in a sparkly jacket, scarf, and fedora came up to me on the street and said I look corruptible and I legitimately thought he was a street magician

I once had a man walk up to me and say ‘I always appreciate a woman who can pull off a short haircut without looking like a lesbian’… like what if I was? The entitlement of some men is sickening.

The creepiest part to me is the "you notice a young woman" followed by a picture of someone that could well be a teen/minor. They're really exposing themselves.

The idea of ending a pickup with “don’t threaten my family” is unironically the funniest shit ever

I once had a tinder date in a bar and the dude opened with: “Imagine there would be no one here but us. I could r*pe you - why would you meet men you don’t know all by yourself?” It baffled me. So I just said “and that’s exactly why I chose a scenario where people are present” and left. They do write fan fiction and some of them read them to you irl.

The fact is porn has warped people's perception on reality and made men think they are always in control and women are objects to use. My wife tells me all the time the disgusting things men open with.

I just feel so bad for the women whose photos get used for that "how do you open" account 😬 like. those are real people they're fantasizing about,, real women. so disgusting

yk it really irks me that these guys think EVERYTHING a woman does is to appeal to men. Like I'm not wearing a bikini to seduce you, it's really fucking hot and I'm going to swim later smh it's the same thing when girls get comments on their appearance like ''guys don't like colored hair/piercings/tattoos/plastic surgery you know". THEY DYED THEIR HAIR FOR THEMSELVES, NOT FOR YOU CHAD

I once had a man who opened up like, "I like big women" which didn't offend me considering I talked about being a big woman on my bio. But then he continued with, "skinny girls come with huge egos because guys chase and spoil them all the time, but big girls will let you do anything, as they don't get to pick since they don't have any guy who wants them" I've never felt more disgusted

I had a guy come up to me once and tell me that he’d never seen a more beautiful bracelet, and asked me to tell him the story and meaning behind it. It was a plain beige dollar tree hair tie.

funny how the guys who are “alphas” and “don’t need women” end up doing this kind of shit because they still crave women’s attention in the end

funny thing about those men is after they get rejected they always have the audacity to be like "you never had a chance with me anyway, you're too ugly/promiscuous/whatever". like... if she's really that much of a "last resort", isn't it kind of an own goal to admit that you're so desperate you settle for a woman you wouldn't normally give the time of day, and she still turns you down?

I feel it is necessary to see more white cis gender straight men LIKE YOU call out straight white cis gender men that are incels, racists, and homophobes. I BELIEVE it has potential to create change, THANK YOU for using your voice to call out this type of behavior.

A guy once told me about how he's been rejected like 100 times and how he hated women. He called me a bitch and said he hoped I died when he asked me out through dms to his prom , I met him like 5 minutes ago and he lived on another god damn continent. I can see why he's been rejected 100 times if that's what he does

That man said "Don't fuck with my family!" and I felt that. All my life I've had to defend my family from all of the female assassins that just keep getting sent.

What makes the first “how do you open?” response even funnier, he wrote silicon instead of silicone, which means she would be asking him to touch her computer chips and semiconductors instead of anything she had plastic surgery on in his own hypothetical, completely unrealistic conversation with her.

As a "gamer girl" who primarily had male friends throughout my entire childhood and young adults, I was so glad when I started reading about the "nice guys" meme. Until then, I just felt constantly guilty that I couldn't force myself to feel sexual attraction towards these dudes (who fit every stereotype about gamer guys, from size to hygiene). Of course, if they had good personalities, I probably could have found a way to "like like" them...except they were so nasty and possessive also. Any time I DID show interest in a guy, they'd immediately start insulting him, claiming he was stupid, toxic, etc. Textbook "nice guy" behavior.

"How do you open?" So, one time I went d4, and she went Nf6, which was kind of interesting. Just to be sure, I went c4, and she responded with g6. That got me pretty excited, so I decided to be bold and went Nc3 to make my intentions clear. She gave me a quick look and went Bg7. I followed with e4, and when she went c6 I could see in her eyes that she was really into it. Things only got more steamy after that. Point is, it wasn't the most original opening, but with the right person, it doesn't really matter. Just don't do anything cringy, like f3.