These Are the Worst Guys Ever

One time, I posted a photo of myself at the women’s march in dc, and a guy commented, “unfollowing now, b1tch.” It was literally a picture of me holding a sign that said, “equality for all.” This boy literally unfollowed me because I like equality.

The creepiest part to me is the "you notice a young woman" followed by a picture of someone that could well be a teen/minor. They're really exposing themselves.

Some guy in a sparkly jacket, scarf, and fedora came up to me on the street and said I look corruptible and I legitimately thought he was a street magician

I once had a tinder date in a bar and the dude opened with: “Imagine there would be no one here but us. I could r*pe you - why would you meet men you don’t know all by yourself?” It baffled me. So I just said “and that’s exactly why I chose a scenario where people are present” and left. They do write fan fiction and some of them read them to you irl.

The idea of ending a pickup with “don’t threaten my family” is unironically the funniest shit ever

What makes the first “how do you open?” response even funnier, he wrote silicon instead of silicone, which means she would be asking him to touch her computer chips and semiconductors instead of anything she had plastic surgery on in his own hypothetical, completely unrealistic conversation with her.

I once had a man walk up to me and say ‘I always appreciate a woman who can pull off a short haircut without looking like a lesbian’… like what if I was? The entitlement of some men is sickening.

The fact is porn has warped people's perception on reality and made men think they are always in control and women are objects to use. My wife tells me all the time the disgusting things men open with.

This guy imagining himself skiing away like a badass is the funniest fucking thing. Like he thought it all out, typed it, and posted it.

I love the absolute audacity these dudes have in trying to pick apart women that wouldn't even breathe in their general direction.

I once had a man who opened up like, "I like big women" which didn't offend me considering I talked about being a big woman on my bio. But then he continued with, "skinny girls come with huge egos because guys chase and spoil them all the time, but big girls will let you do anything, as they don't get to pick since they don't have any guy who wants them" I've never felt more disgusted

A guy once told me about how he's been rejected like 100 times and how he hated women. He called me a bitch and said he hoped I died when he asked me out through dms to his prom , I met him like 5 minutes ago and he lived on another god damn continent. I can see why he's been rejected 100 times if that's what he does

as a milk drinker, I am immune to embarrassment as all people can focus on is how strong and healthy my bones are (I am a skeleton)

funny how the guys who are “alphas” and “don’t need women” end up doing this kind of shit because they still crave women’s attention in the end

I feel it is necessary to see more white cis gender straight men LIKE YOU call out straight white cis gender men that are incels, racists, and homophobes. I BELIEVE it has potential to create change, THANK YOU for using your voice to call out this type of behavior.

I had a guy come up to me once and tell me that he’d never seen a more beautiful bracelet, and asked me to tell him the story and meaning behind it. It was a plain beige dollar tree hair tie.

funny thing about those men is after they get rejected they always have the audacity to be like "you never had a chance with me anyway, you're too ugly/promiscuous/whatever". like... if she's really that much of a "last resort", isn't it kind of an own goal to admit that you're so desperate you settle for a woman you wouldn't normally give the time of day, and she still turns you down?

I just feel so bad for the women whose photos get used for that "how do you open" account 😬 like. those are real people they're fantasizing about,, real women. so disgusting

Omg finally a good place for this story. So when I was 16, I worked at McDonald's. I was taking some guy's order (maybe mid-late 20's?) and he goes "I like your hair--is it a haircut?" I had one side shaved at the time, so I'm just sitting there thinking 'As opposed to what??? It just grows like this??' But anyways I'm working and I have to be polite so I"m like "yeah haha", and he follows up with "Does your boyfriend like it?" ALARMS BLARING. Super weird and creepy thing to say. I didn't know what else to say besides the truth, which I hoped would shield me from this creepiness, so I was like "My girlfriend likes it!" And he was like "Ah" and then he finished ordering and went to sit down. So I'm like.... Just... Wow, I hated that interaction, that was fucking awful. But I just go back to doing my job. And In a little bit, I go out to the lobby to sweep the floors. While I'm sweeping the floors, this guy gets up to throw away his trash, and as he's standing there kinda near me, he says: "So, not letting any guys down there, huh?" WHAT THE FUCK WHY Even if I wasn't a minor, fucking so awful and unacceptable. And while I was watching this video I just kept thinking it sounds so much like one of these weird incel role-play scenarios except in their version I'd be into it. Just.................. n o. Anyways I spent the rest of my shift feeling like I wanted to take 100 showers.

Fun fact: Aphrodite was born from the testicles of Uranus. Like, she actually just transformed. Balls to goddess. Like a snap