I Blame Disney for my Taste in Women
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Published 2024-03-16
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All Comments (21)
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That scene from lion king changed the trajectory of many lives. You know the one.
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Just up here in my tower Adannnnde… waitin, but I mean this tower got 14 bedrooms, marble bathrooms & filled with Chanel handbags. So basically you can’t afford this Disney Princess. but still, have a crack you know I’m worth it 👄
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diseny: " lets have every mom in our movies have an enormous dumptruck". pixar: "thats a great idea".
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"I blame Disney for my taste of women." *shows Kuzco in a drag* Ah yes, Kuzco my beloved Disney princess.
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Anyone who wasn’t head over heels for Jasmine, low key judged for a hot minute ngl 😅
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Same, Esmeralda, Meg and Kida were my first Disney crushes.
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I blame Disney for my unrealistic expectation in men
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if she not willing to take a magic carpet ride, she not the one fr
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nobody talks about Kida though, a whole damn queen but doesn't get invited to the lineup and also blame Dreamworks because Chel and Eris were not designed to be child friendly
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Saying beyoncé can speak to animals is unironically so funny
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Disney set our standards too high😂
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beauty and the beast taught girls Stockholm syndrome that’s why they be staying in these toxic relationships 😂 trying to turn a bad guy into a prince 👑
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The angle on that 2nd shot is crazy How you gonna have Ms Incredible on the thumbnail and not bring her up in the video
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Chel was the origin point for my love of thicc thighs 😂
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I learned the hard way that you should never confess to a girl out in the open. It’s a fast way of getting rejected. Instead just ask them out. If they say yes then cool. If not move on. Thanks Disney. 😭 I do admit Disney’s girls activated something in me I didn’t know I had. Mrs incredible though.
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Every Disney movie somebody dies in the first 10 minutes
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If my man aint willing to find me stuck in a tower, help me out of it, go on a multi-day trip through a forest while running away from guards, bring me to see the golden lights out on a beautiful lake, and go back to the same tower AND THEN DIE FOR ME, it wont work out
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I see a swoozie upload, I click. 15 years and counting! 💪
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This is why i love you Swoozie - the practical love advice😊💚 heads to Zillow to look for towers in my area
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1:22 ice spice 😭
