Rebel Moon: A Zack Snyder Disaster

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You forgot the 1000 year long ruling family ... consisted of 3 people.

When asked how space ships travel across space, in Rebel Moon, Zack Snyder was quoted saying "I don't care." Which tells you how much thought he could have put into a movie where a small village single-handedly faces the force of a Galactic Empire, and wins.

At least the actors with the bags over their heads can plausibly deny that they were in the film

"I dont play Warhammer because I would rather buy a house." .. Fair. Its a vicious downhill slope.

I’m gonna randomly hit 1/2 speed while watching this for the full Snyder.

Zack Snyder has not created a universe. He's thrown his Warhammer, Star Wars, Dune, Gladiator toys into a blender and bound it all together with grain. Fucking grain. From one tiny village. One you could have nuked from orbit, gone down the road to the spaceport forgotten about between movies and demanded supplies under threat of destruction.

"love is weakness" "love was beaten out of me" "We were encouraged to find a love to fight with" 🤦

"Sorry Mr. Space Nazi, we don't have any grain to trade to you. Anyways, would you like to have a drink of our ale that we brewed from the surplus grain?"

Random slave-owner guy wanting to ride his hippogryph is the most relatable character in the movie. Nothing else makes sense in this movie, but if I had my own Buckbeak you can bet your ass I want to get to ride it

Platoon: "Boring literary allusions and references are my means of vengeance." Me: "Why do you think I came all this way?"

The fact that Rebel Moon was rejected by Kathleen Kennedy should tell you all you need to know about it.

What I find hilarious is that A Bug’s Life did the “defend the village from a superior foe looking to collect grain” better. They even had a flying contraption hidden away but at least left people behind to await a signal before launching. Snyder’s writing ability is barely above a toddler who just discovered how to tell a story.

There is a concept known as moral luck: If you drink and drive and accidentally kill someone, that is worse than drinking and driving and not killing someone. The problem is that your actions in both situations are the same, and so the severity of your actions comes down to luck. Does it make sense to base moral judgements on luck? No. Does it make sense to judge drinking and driving and NOT killing someone as equally heinous as drinking and driving and killing someone? Also no. Does Kora really not bear moral responsibility for killing the princess? She intended to kill the princess; she had every reason to believe that her actions would kill the princess. Does the fact that the princess survived really absolve her of ANY guilt at all?

Holy crap after that "I don't think I'm capable of love and shit" dialog I'm ready to apologize to George Lucas

Imagine cutting off both your arms to pull the tater tots from the oven when you could have just used oven mitts.

I will never get over the fact that a literal galactic empire uses coal. Genuinely what was he thinking?

Not destroying the grain we hate, saving the grain we love

“It is the thrusting of hips and loud sounds of pleasure that summon the seedlings to sprout” bro what the actual FUCK

I’m glad Zach incorporated indigenous elements into this film. Training hippo gryphs was an essential part of life on the early American plains. They used them to hunt American bison