Drunk Driver
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Publicado 2024-04-23
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Art by the friendly neighborhood superhero:
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Todos los comentarios (21)
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You should of stuck around for the sobriety test. I hear it's better than a movie.
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This is why you need dash cams
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Shout out to all my non-distracted drivers out there.
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โI did?โ is such a powerful line
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That's pretty terrifying. At least the dude didn't hurt himself or others too badly
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him walking up behind you like a bystander is wild.
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"I Did?" is crazy
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That "i did?" Caught me off guard๐,it's 7pm in sa๐ฟ๐ฆ u can't have me out here laughing at night.
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There's no prize for speeding and racing on the highway. Remember that.
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It's a sad state of affairs that even in a situation where you definitely need the police people are so scared of the police that as soon as you mention police they split.
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How the hell did this guy survive the ejection? Human bodies are superpowered when you're unconscious or whatever
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โYou cappinโ?โ โNah, I ainโt cappinโ, bro! Send Errbody!โ I need that dispatch tape! ๐
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Bruh lmao, drunk dude just got a freebie from God. Hopefully he doesn't take it for granted and throw his life away again smh.
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As funny as this story is, please remember that drunk driving isn't a joke. Like, in a different world we could have lost one of our favorite content creators just because some idiot decided to go driving while hammered.
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The way I burst out laughing during that one part.... You're a great storyteller, Swooz
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"I did???" Bruh.....
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Another swoozie masterpiece
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1:34 - Weast? What kind of compass are you reading lad?
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This is one of those stories that are hilarious and horrifying at the same time. Hilarious for the sheer buffoonery of seeing Hollywood car stunts in real, everyday life and horrifying because you never want to actually encounter a driver like this in real life. Glad no one was seriously hurt.
