Drunk Driver
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Published 2024-04-23
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Art by the friendly neighborhood superhero:
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All Comments (21)
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This is why you need dash cams
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You should of stuck around for the sobriety test. I hear it's better than a movie.
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Shout out to all my non-distracted drivers out there.
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That's pretty terrifying. At least the dude didn't hurt himself or others too badly
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โI did?โ is such a powerful line
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That "i did?" Caught me off guard๐,it's 7pm in sa๐ฟ๐ฆ u can't have me out here laughing at night.
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It's a sad state of affairs that even in a situation where you definitely need the police people are so scared of the police that as soon as you mention police they split.
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"I Did?" is crazy
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him walking up behind you like a bystander is wild.
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As funny as this story is, please remember that drunk driving isn't a joke. Like, in a different world we could have lost one of our favorite content creators just because some idiot decided to go driving while hammered.
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How the hell did this guy survive the ejection? Human bodies are superpowered when you're unconscious or whatever
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Bruh lmao, drunk dude just got a freebie from God. Hopefully he doesn't take it for granted and throw his life away again smh.
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There's no prize for speeding and racing on the highway. Remember that.
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โYou cappinโ?โ โNah, I ainโt cappinโ, bro! Send Errbody!โ I need that dispatch tape! ๐
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LMAO WAIT THE DUDE FLIPPED OUT THE CAR? AHAHAHA
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"I did???" Bruh.....
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"I am not the first on the scene, I AM the scene" - shows the video where dozens of cars on a busy highway pass him ๐.
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"I DID?" had me dead.๐คฃ๐คฃ
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The grim reaper be nappin' on that day. If you don't have a head injury and don't know how your car turned into a Temu Transformer... That's a wake up call!
