Transformers 4: Please No More
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Publicado 2023-03-24
Transformers 4 is a wacky movie that shows that even mediocre franchises can get worse. I defended Dark of the Moon, but I can't defend this. And this isn't even the worst movie in the franchise.
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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
02:48 How 4 Got Greenlit
06:44 Movie Recap
10:52 An Unfortunate Plot
18:45 The Worst Trio Ever
22:28 Its Legal In Texas
26:33 The Bad Guys
31:37 The Good Guys
34:54 China
37:08 Please No More
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Todos los comentarios (21)
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You've got 3 more of these to do. This was the half way point.
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The US government not having a single clue what the CIA was doing is the most accurate part of this franchise.
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The fact that you took the woman that became your wife to this movie as your first date, fell asleep halfway through, and she still decided to go on another date with you and then marry you is an inspiration for all.
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The wildest thing is, at the time the movie was released, the actress was 19 years old, and even when they were filming, she was 18. They could’ve just said “Yeah, she’s 18, and she’s dating this guy she met recently and there’s a three year age gap so her dad’s a little weirded out, but it’s all fine.” Instead, they aged her character down JUST to have it be questionably legal and unquestionably creepy.
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Fun fact about Lucas’s death: Bay ended up making his death in a gruesome style/killing him off early was because he was such a pain in the ass to work with during production. In short: it was done out of pettiness.
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That moment where the guy literally flicks out the Romeo and Juliet law card with a practiced move like Palpatine lightning quickdrawing his lightsaber at the start of that duel in revenge of the sith is one of the moments in all of cinema
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Michael Bay managed to make a 2h and 45m movie that feels like its 4 hours long, and still doesn't have enough time to explain the plot. Incredible.
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19:21, not gonna lie, when Turturro's character says "do svidaniya" so confidently just to be told "that means goodbye" and have the door slammed in his face is actually fucking hilarious and is mostly a testament to Turturro's making chicken salad out of chicken shit
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It's not just the whole Romeo-Juliet law that's an issue...it's also the way they filmed this 17 year old girl in provocative ways, made the boyfriend a coward and a scumbag, but still tried to romanticize them and give the BF moments of redemption. What was Michel Bay's intended message here?
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There will never be a film critique more absolutely soul-crushing than, "I saw this film on the first date I had with my wife. I fell asleep halfway through."
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When even Amazon Prime dunks on your film for having a scene canonizing one of the characters as a nonce, and blatantly misunderstanding consent laws within that scene, I feel like that's probably the biggest sign you could possibly take that something was, in all intents and purposes, a terrible idea.
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"two racists banding together for the sake of racism" had me rolling. I love the whole "I hate propaganda unless its american propaganda" joke.
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Simmons saying "do svidanya" completely serious and straightfaced only to be told "that means goodbye" and have the door slammed in his face is legitimately hilarious.
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"two racists banding together for the sake of racism" had me rolling
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The purpose of the Romeo and Juliet law is primarily to protect the older party once the older party turns 18, in the event that there is less than a two year age gap. I had to know this law because my wife and I started dating at 17 and she is 8 months younger. That is the kind of situation the law is for, not some legal loophole out of the sex offender registry. I really, really hated that scene in the movie, almost walked out of the theater tbh.
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How was that guy pulling out that card, let alone carrying it around in his wallet, not a major red flag to everyone involved? When I first saw this movie I wondered how many other relationships he had with minors that would bring up that situation enough to carry around a card to protect himself. How would that girl not see him as a predator? WHY was this scene even in the movie!?!
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The daughter and boyfriend ruined this movie for me more then anything else. I was also 17 when I first watched this in theaters with my dad, we both knew immediately that this was fucked up. Also she annoyed the ever living shit outta me.😤
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The fact Cody got married to the girl he brought to this film when it came out and fell asleep halfway through is proof we could all make it someday.
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“The US wiped out all the autobots with their own resources…….on accident.” Well. To be fair. I wouldn’t put it past us.
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“I don’t want Chinese propaganda, I want American propaganda” at least you’re honest.
