I played Sonic Chronicles, so you don't have to

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Published 2022-12-25

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  • @Jessayleee
    you still can’t convince me this is how the game actually ends
  • You know a section is bad when the mementos theme gets busted out
  • This game also contains arguably the best "Timmy fell down a well" joke ever written: at one point an NPC asks you to save his son Timmy, who has fallen down a well. You go down the well and discover that 'Timothy' is a grown man who inspects wells for a living.
  • @jettfire4424
    I like how the devs just shill themselves at the end
  • @aeroson3889
    While the music being deleted is sadly not true, there is something else about the music which is in my opinion even funnier: Apparently, the music had to be removed due to "legal reasons" and Bioware decided that the only logical thing to do was to steal music from Sonic Fansites. But they even fucked up that and because of time constraints they didn't manage to make some percussion instruments actually play.
  • @EiShatMaiSelf
    7:54 no way in hell he just silly walked, carpet bombed shadow, stood in front of it , then started dancing
  • @kronos3129
    I was in stream for all the crashes at the beginning, and he didn't mention it, but he bought an entire physical copy just in case it wouldn't work at all
  • @cleffee
    Loved this game as a kid, played it several times over. I have no recollection of the entire space plotline
  • @KittyLitterYT
    I'm in absolute AWE of Rouge having the ability to "distract enemies with feminine wiles" forget furries, she was some bioware employee's sexual awakening apparently
  • @ShockInazuma
    I love how Bioware didn’t think that Cream being able to affect herself wouldn’t break the game.
  • @hootle4641
    What's funny is Penders' lawsuit didn't just prevent a sequel. It's a pretty fascinating read, he basically derailed the entire series, forced a giant reboot and caused Sega to create new restrictions and censorship rules.
  • Calling Omega Shadow’s robot boyfriend is so incredibly accurate.
  • @lukeskylicker
    Easily the best bad game I've ever played. Also Alpharad completely glossing over how if you play your dialog right you can get a romantic confession from Amy and state bluntly that yes, Dexter was obviously not real.
  • @asioca1992
    I'll never not be disappointed by this game. This game had the potential to be Sonic's answer to the Mario & Luigi series, but a combination of unfortunate events coupled with a frivoulous lawsuit that not only killed any hopes this game had for a sequel, but also helped kill off the Archie Sonic comics and the Archie Megaman comics to boot, it really felt like everything that could've gone wrong, did.
  • @johnpinto8299
    Not only does it end on a cliffhanger but bioware had the balls to dickstroke themselves this is a masterpiece truely
  • 15:21 Forcing someone into a Groundhog Day loop in Sonic Chronicles is a bigger threat than forcing someone into real life Groundhog Day Toby Fox had better look out, because this is absolutely one of the RPGs I've ever seen in my life
  • @paranom1966
    I like how the game ends with a timeloop Since there wasn't a sequel, they'll just keep repeating their actions till the heat death of the universe
  • @CheesyLizzy
    I want to see a sequel specifically so they can reopen the insane court case