A Trip to Wendy's

Imagine you’re a Wendy’s employee and just just see this man determined as heck busting open your door

Jonny is the type of guy to make himself going to Wendy's look like a cinematic masterpiece

I just imagine how a Wendy employee would react to this news: Jonny busts through the door “WHERE TF IS THE BOSS” “Sir this is a Wendy’s.” “I KNOW”

The quality of the recording makes this even better. You got this RaZeR, never back down, and never give up. 💪

I hope johnny proves his innocence once and for all that he's not the boss

My friend, you have met a terrible, terrible demise. But you know I don’t feel too bad about it. After all, if it weren’t from me, it would have just been from someone else, ya know? I guess what I’m trying to say life, life goes on. W- well, for everyone else, life goes on not for you, you’re dead. That’s neither here nor there. That reminds me of one summer day in the park, I was having a delightful picnic with my good friend Orville. And I said to him, I said “Orville, I-I have a story” And he said to me “What’s the significance of the story?” I said to him “Orville, not every story has to have significance, ya know? Sometimes uhh, sometimes a story is just a story. You try to read into every little thing and find meaning in everything anyone says, you’ll just drive yourself crazy. Had a friend do it once, wasn’t pretty, we talked about it for years. And not only that, you’ll likely end up believe something you shouldn’t believe or thinking something you shouldn’t think o-o-or assuming something you shouldn’t assume, ya know? Sometimes I said a story is just a story, so just be quiet for one second here life and eat your sandwich, okay? Of course, it was only then I realized i made sandwiches and poor Orville was having such difficulty eating it! Elephants have those clumsy hands, ya know? Actually, I suppose that’s the problem, they don’t have hands at all, they’re all feet. I couldn’t imagine someone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet. Now, if I recall correctly there was a bakery nearby, I said to him “Orville, let me go get you some rye bread.” Now, I’m unsure elephants enjoy rye bread, but, I assure you that Orville does. Now this was on a Tuesday which was good because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday. They made sourdough on Monday and threw it out Wednesday. or rather they sold it at a discount for people who wanting to feed the ducks and then probably at the end of the day they threw it all out. I do remember a man who would being his son to the bakery every Wednesday, and go feed the ducks. He would buy all of the sourdough bread, of course, you know, you’re not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all. It swells up in their stomach and they all die, at least that’s what I’ve heard. Ya know I never saw any ducks die myself but I did notice a substantial decrease in duck population over the course of a few years. I just never thought to stop the man and tell him he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread. And if you want my opinion on the matter if you wanna feed ducks or birds or any kind for that matter, especially buy seed. I mean, when you think about it, breads of any sort don’t occur in nature, they don’t grow on trees or spring up from bushes! I don’t think birds know what to do with bread. What was I saying? Oh oh yes yes. So I bought Orville some rye bread. What a fine day it was.

I hope this ARG one day blows up so big the Wendy’s twitter account will actually be posting QR codes

I bet he'll explain what he found in the next short.

this story was so heartbreaking, i couldn’t hold back my tears. why, why did he have to go to wendy’s!? 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Waffle House guy going to Wendy’s… never thought I’d see the day

This is leading somewhere for sure, can’t wait

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"Somethings cooking up at wendy's"

Congratulations Cdot, you completed your mission, good job

The storytelling here is better than most Netflix shows.

Oh my gosh. More lore

[Dozer: wait that looks like My Wendy's Location!] >XD

THAT'S CRAZY

Wendy’s is cooking

I was watching Datchia's most recent video and as he was talking about Jonny knowing the boss and that phone call I got a notification for this video.