Took My Uber Driver on a Date (pt2)

RIP plant taking the shots for Swoozie 😂

So you're telling me that you took an uber to pick up an uber driver???

”didn’t care if I offended them at this point” You know it’s real when u feel like that

6:33 “A girl that smokes cigarettes, an instant turn off” Swoozie 2019 AMEN girls (and guys ) take notes!

This was 100% human trafficking. Everyone in the group randomly had a ton of money and super nice cars. Justine was ‘randomly’ an Uber driver despite having an expensive car to ‘meet new people’ They start ‘randomly’ giving suspicious drinks and everyone there is acting suspicious. They literally tried to force you to get in their car with them so you could go back to their house. This shit got me spooked👀

It is actually really creepy what the people did, glad you went home instead and didn't drink their drinks!

Swoozie Detector : Active : Expensive car : Unknown Drinks : Expensive Food : Unknown Location Conditions Met : Human Trafficking: Plausible

So she took you to a expensive restaurant first to see your reaction and check if you are worth robbing. Then immediately after took you to his gang and spent the whole evening trying to get an alibi from various strangers at the bar, since she's the first suspect after your disappearance. And since you didn't trust the drinks her friends were pouring you, they had to have her give you a spiked cocktail to get you to drink it. And off she goes to strengthen her alibi. They must have been so annoyed roofies didn't seem to have any effect on you for hours. So they tried to get you while sober. They even went as far as offering their carkeys to a guy that apparently had been drinking like a sponge all night.

"No alcohol for meeee..This is a Christian hotline..Byeeeeee." XD

That whole thing sounded hella suspect. I would’ve dipped immediately if I was in that situation.

Props for swoozie for not titling this video: I TOOK MY UBER DRIVER ON A DATE (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL) (HUMAN TRAFFICKING) (ALMOST GONE MISSING)

“I’m getting sus vibes” Swoozie is literally ahead of his time.

They runnin a whole human trafficking business through Uber💀

The plant was probably the MVP of the club

1995: don’t get into a car with strangers 2019: UbEr

“Stupid question where’s Justine” “Oh she’s getting more girls to bring to the house” Kill bill sirens!!!!!!!

I just love how his Uber rating is what he was worried about not the fact that he just heard his date was his Uber drivers wife😂

Swoozie would've gone missing and we would've sat here wondering why he hasn't made any videos in 6 months lol

If I ever run a bar, I’m going to make sure I have as many potted plants around as possible so people can dump their drinks in them if they feel uncomfortable 🌱👏