Strangers Trying to Sell You Stuff

Aren't we all strangers...

Person: Dont talk to strangers! Me: Isn't that how you make friends?

Parents: Don’t talk to strangers First day of school when I get home Parents: Did you make any friends? Me: No Parents: Why? Me: You told me not to talk to strangers

James: "don't take candy from strangers" Me: "then what's Halloween?"

"No kids!! Never accept candy from strangers!" cough cough Halloween cough cough

Guy in the car: Ya gotta understand. Money, it’s just an object. James: Then why do you want it

0:49 That transition is perfect

my dad would always invite Mormons in and show them his annotated book of Mormon and tell them they're wrong

"Don't take candy from strangers!!-" Halloween: hey how are ya

1990s: DONT get in a car with strangers 2019:Uber

0:20 😂😂 Last sentence is relatab

Your vids are amazing, keep up the good work!

"This message is brought to you by The Dentists of America Association. Remember to not consume any chocolate or sugary substances from this point on, as we are secretly keeping your teeth hostage within your mouth. That's correct, we are very small and hiding in a bunker within your teeth. From now on the only sugar substances you are allowed to consume are those which are in a circular shape and have an 'M' imprinted on them. During production of this broadcast we were unsure how long this message should be, as it will only be on screen for a brief period of time; this has led us to believe you have somehow miraculously paused your entertainment in order to figure out if 'The Dentists of America Association' is real. We can confirm this, we are very real and very cool. Do you know what else is cool? Flossing. Remember to floss. Oh, you just wanted to see if there is something funny written in this long paragraph? ... (shoot I'm gonna have to think of one off the spot) umm... what's a dentist's favorite movie? Plaque to the Future!... definitely didn't find that one off Google. Don't you hate it when a dentist tries to start a conversation with you while they have their fingers in your mouth? They'll ask, 'So how was school?' and you'd respond with, EIDASWKYRASDEEADGHK SFD' That's right. I paused the video to copy this whole paragraph for you guys that only 2% of people read. I have a broken wrist so I had to use one hand. You're welcome for my pain and suffering.

James when he is 78 “Sorry my mums not home.” “..............”

im a jehovah witnesse and so is my family

I'd probably make a great door-to-door salesman. Because I'm an extrovert and a theatre kid so... I like talking to people

Fun Fact: all your friends used to be strangers at some point

i just love how the dentist comes out of the kidnappers car

“Walmart {ASDA} is where I make friends.” -SomethingelseYT