SO I WATCHED THE WORST RATED ANIME OF ALL TIME: MARS OF DESTRUCTION

That one girl who lost her head in scene 1 was the smartest of them all. She recognized how terrible this was and decided she didn't want to participate in life anymore.

I love how he deadass never let the girl missing all of the shots in a mag go 😭😭

"She dumped the whole fucken' CLIP, AND MISSED EVERY DAMN SHOT!!" Dumbledore said calmly.

Imagine how her aim would be if the target was actually moving.

"missing at point blank range" the ultimate storm trooper

the space between their eyes is the distance my grandparents had to walk to get to school

9:39 “Is this Beethoven” The way he said that completely out of nowhere had me flatlining 😭

3:23 you can tell that he is genuinely mad that She missed every shot

"Houston we got a problem, the quality is too low" After that one, I knew I was going to die from laughter

Fun fact: the p90 has a capacity of 50 in it's mag, and it's very accurate. She was a worse shot than you thought.

2:09 Reflexes of a statue, 3:01 worse than stormtrooper aim, 9:58 infinite range arm, 10:19 Having a conversation when they're teammates choked the - out, 10:42 first shots landed she only had to touch him

What's funnier about the first girl unloading the P90 is that it's implied she dumped all 50 bullets.

Girl: misses every shot Alien: hits her Girl: surprised pikachu

The girl who missed a whole ass clip makes Stormtroopers look highly competent 😂😂😂

The way bro yelled “LIKE YOU COULDA DODGED THIS SHIT” It fuckin murdered me 2:49

3:35 Damn, I felt that anger shake all the way here like when TFS Vegeta's rage snapped through space and time.

this is like a boondocks character reviewing this shit, and i love it

teammate: gets head blown off the other girls: ya'll hear somethin?

3:22 To answer that question, she was the Storm Trooper from Star Wars drop out, because she was missing so bad the academy was like "Look baby girl we like you, but we can't have someone that THAT bad a shot, I know the reputation we have for Storm Troopers being bad shots buuuuuut....we are at least close, your aim is just trash" then she is transferred to whatever the hell forces she a part of at this point and we see why she was a dropout. Update: she could have used an aimbot and still wouldn't have helped.

The title should be changed to "CJ roasting a crappy anime for 12 minutes".