I Speedran ULTRAKILL's Weirdest Challenges

Ultrakill players in the middle of the woods performing the weekly ritual of going to a random dictionary page until they get a speedrun category %

Thank you so much for including my speedrun that took 2 minutes (and the shitposting that took 30 minutes)

I love when he does a slam storage, instead of sliding (like intended) he dash jumps

Ultrakill speedrunners are just build different. they will literally jump into pure darkness and know exactly where to go

10:41 i cant believe they actually made this a speedrun category wouldnt exist without you lmao.

2:14 he did it.. he said it right

Speedrunners in a nutshell: Spend 10 hours training to do some thing in 10 minutes

The fact that you don't dash jump before doing slide jumps, but dash jump when doing ground pound storage causes me emotional damage

Oh, dang, thanks for featuring my run! Mentioned it in the video description, but my run probably took about 45 minutes worth of attempts and learning. If you're curious about fishing from the elevator shaft fishing, I wanna say it's technically a bug. Running far away from the bobber before getting a hook usually breaks your line, but getting teleported back to the shaft from the water for some reason doesn't; so, I abuse it just for the sake of consistency. The added distance means I pulls the Blahaj out of the water right away, which makes it so I don't have to do the entire reeling minigame! It's just as fast, too, since reeling in is based on a timer rather than distance. Make sure to check out CausticSundew too, who I believe is the record holder. They've got a much cleaner 13.368, and they're where I got the strat from!

Silly got 2.306 seconds when he did the blood waterfall speedrun, he didn’t pause the timer though. I guess it still counts though, you won!

there should be a hampter% for the fastest time to pick up the hampter in 5-2

I was under the impression that that first bit in 1-3 was supposed to be water but some people claimed that is not so idk bruh, but the idea was that u have to grab soap and then jump into water as fast as possible. (that bath% category is not official obv)

Yes! Exquisite! I was waiting for confusing speedruns. Nice.

He clearly likes it!

6:53 Of course, speed running is seriously business.

your "slide jump" is giving me anxiety

sillyaw speedrunning has got to be the saddest thing i have ever seen

“prepare thyself” LMAO

Don't worry about the P-2 D-rank lol, I got a D-rank on my first time beating the level. Right now I have an A-rank tho

My favorite stuffed shark the blow high