Miscast 2016: Killer Kids Steal the Show

Nobody: Musical theater kids when someone doesn’t go to their show:

“How did I end up here?” - Peter Pan BIG MOOD

Audience: hey uh. Nice ear buds. Would be a shame if something.... happened.

“And there’s the scarecrow and the witch doing number 17” oh so she’s seen wicked?

Is no one going to question the fact that Ms. Honey has a shotgun

Ah yes, cursing children, my favorite source of comedy. Which is why I adore school of rock

Best Lines: “Into her head.” - Matilda “Loved us my ass.” - Annie “He ran into my knife ten times.” - Little Red “How did I end up here?” - Peter Pan “Easing on down the road...” - Dorothy “He saw the stars, but I saw him dead!” - Gravroche

My favorite part is that the audience is cheering for these tiny murderers. This is amazing.

"why am I here?" -peter pan me when I was in the front office at the school for no reason. lol

the girl playing Annie got a kick out of saying "bitch"! 😂

nobody: not a single soul: the audience: tjewkfheopfjfiro

“We did these 10 acrobatic tricks” “Number 17...” Clearly Oz’s education system ain’t great

ppl have never been so enthusiast about child murderers

Okay but like, can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that Peter Pan was originally a child kidnapper and creepy as hell, yet he's the innocent one... Love it

Favorite part: When Annie said "Some bitches just can't hild doen their arsenic"

Okay but Dorothy killing the Witch for “easing down he road” with her man

THERE IS SO MUCH SASS IN THE VOICE AND THE DANCE MOVES OF THAT PETER PAN IM GONNA CRY

Damn Annie...

better version of "he saw the stars and i saw him dead" "He saw the stars, And I saw his grave." It add's to the contrast of the two states shown in the original, alive and dead, the sky and the ground, while still referring to the end of a life.

Complete Lyrics- they are probably not all correct but i tried my best =^.^= All: (maggots Orphans Slice Tick tock Red slippers Javert)x4 They had it comin They had it comin They only had themselves to blame If you’d have been there If you’d have seen it I betcha you would have done the same maggots Orphans Slice Tick tock Red slippers Javert Matilda: You know how people have those little habits to get ya down? Like trunchbull! Trunchbull liked to scream- no - torture MAGGOTS Like this one day, I went to school and there is trunchbull Standing outside the choky and screamin’ No- not screamin’ TORTURING’ So I said to her- I said - Trunchbull- call the students' maggots one more time! And she did So i took the shotgun off of Ms.Honey’s wall and fired two warning shots- into her head! All: she had it comin she had it comin she only had herself to blame If you’d have been there If you’d have seen it I betcha you would have done the same Annie: I met Ms.Hannigan in New York City about 10 years ago She said she loved me and would find my parents So we started living’ together First came pepper-then July - then molly! Soon there were a ton of us orphans She said she loved us LOVED US MY ASS Not only did we have to clean the orphanage- We had to make it shine like the top of the Chrysler building So that night- when she came home- I fixed her her drink- as usual You know- SOME BITCHES JUST CAN’T HOLD THEIR ARSENIC All: she had it comin she had it comin She took a flower in its prime And then she used it And she abused it It was a murder but not a crime Red: So I’m standing in the kitchen Carving up some lunch meat for granny’s dinner And in walks the wolf in a jealous rage “You’ve been screwin’ Jack” He was crazy and he kept saying “You’ve been screwin Jack” And then he ran into my knife He ran into my knife 10 time All: If you’d had been there If you’d had seen it I betcha you would have done the same Peter Pan: How did I end up here? They say the lost boys held down hook and I cut off his head But-It’s not true Just because I cut off his hand and fed it to the croc doesn’t mean I did the same to his head I don’t know why Smee and Starkey say that I did it I think that fairy slut- tink - set me up I tried to explain myself but- they didn’t understand Annie: But- Did you do it? Peter pan: Tick Tock not guilty Dorothy: The scarecrow, the lion, the tinman, the wicked witch and I all had this ‘variety act’ Well, the wicked witch is always jealous of my- ruby red slippers In the last number in our act, we did these ten acrobatic tricks in a row 12345 backflips split, ease on down the road Well this one and I- we were in Oz boozing it up Having a few laughs But we ran out of water So I went and I bought some And I come back and I open the door And there’s the scarecrow and the wicked witch Doing number 17- ease on down the road Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out, I can't remember a thing It wasn't until later, When I was drying off my hands I even knew she was dead All: They had it comin They had it comin They had it comin all along We didn’t do it But if we’d done it How could you tell us that we were wrong They had it comin They had it comin They had it comin all along We didn’t do it But if we’d done it How could you tell us that we were wrong Gavroche: I had a lot of run-ins with… Javert He was a real- law and order guy Impulsive- and inspector But he was always trying to find this slippery dude He’d go out every night searching for- Valjean And on the way, the ASSHOLE screwed Marius Eleronous and the entire revolution I guess you can say he broke it because of a- barricade He saw the stars- But I saw him dead All: Bum Bum Bum Bum The dirty Bum Bum Bum Bum They had it comin They had it comin They had it comin all along Cause if they used us And they abused us How could you tell us that we were wrong They had it comin They had it comin They only had themselves to blame If you had been there If you had seen it I betcha you would have done the same Matilda: If you call us maggots ONE MORE TIME Annie: LOVED US MY ASS Red: 10 times Peter Pan: I didn’t do it Dorothy: Eased on down the road Jean Valjean: Barricade All: I betcha you would have done the same! Edit: I change some misspellings and stuff but I didn’t change slice to slut Bc honestly I can see how someone could hear either and both make sense. I’m sorry if it’s not perfect but I tried my best :)