Hankey Posts Trump’s Bond | Truth Social Stock Woes | Lara Trump vs. Beyoncé | Cicadas Are Coming!

Published 2024-04-02
A subprime auto loan magnate helped Donald Trump post a $175M bond in New York, Truth Social’s stock price tanked in its first week of trading, RNC co-chair Lara Trump dropped a country song the same day Beyoncé released “Cowboy Carter,” and Stephen does the math on an upcoming plague of trillions of cicadas.

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All Comments (21)
  • @MarcKloos
    That guy is not getting his $175m back 💸💸
  • The goal is to make the judge irritated and make some ruling that seems connected to that irritation. Then, on appeal, Trump can try to claim, "This judge clearly didn't like me. I didn't have a fair trial!"
  • @kayellai5278
    I am fedup of the double standard justice system.
  • @gamepapa1211
    Why don't they just use Lara Trump's album to drive away the cicadas? I've been using her high-pitched screeching as a deterrent against rats and pests. Worked like a charm.
  • @user-vk6qr5pz3z
    Thank You Stephen Colbert, for all the laughs! We are all so stressed about trump, you keep it real!!
  • @seandockery8896
    Posting pictures of somebody’s daughter especially to crazy people and especially in the context of how trump did it should warrant jail time. That’s disgusting and it must be irrelevant to the case. How is that not illegal
  • @alansmitheejr.
    Even the cicadas can keep in tune better and longer than Lara.
  • @Darbobski
    It is sooooooooo past Trump's Jailtime.
  • @darylcarr8283
    I'm not as pissed off about Hankey posting Trump's bond as I am over Trump getting a $300M DISCOUNT for that bond.
  • @tenisviejos
    This was a SOLID monolog. Congratulations to the writers and Steven 😂😂😂
  • "It's possible to have a voice that even Auto-Tune can't fix!".😂😭💀👏
  • @davemail
    Stephen! You (and your talented writers) put a big smile on my face this morning. Thank you! 😂
  • @rdca8236
    Mr Hankey posted Trump's bond?? Damn that CHRISTMAS POO!!!
  • Would an innocent man threaten a judge and his family? I know he would NOT.
  • @MuslimBeard
    Why won't this guy just go to jail already? What kinda world do we live in where a clear criminal not only dodges justice, but is potentially reelected as leader of the free world?
  • @LazyJack2003
    As a German I always crack up when Americans imitate the German accent / behaviour. Well done, Stephen.