HUSSIEQUEST

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Published 2012-07-17
Andrew Hussie embarks on a soul-altering quest to kill everyone, get that tiger, and ultimately die.

As stated in the credits, all Homestuck-related art and concepts are copyright of Andrew. Most of the unrelated photographs were used with permission from MorgueFile.com.

The audio, sans my Homestuck vocals, is copyright of Neil Cicierega, and the original BRODYQUEST video this is parodying can be found here:    • BRODYQUEST  

The lyrics for the ENTHUSIASTIC HUSSIE RAP are as follows:

Yo, the name's Hussie, people call me the Huss
My first name is Andrew, but that's rarely discussed
Imma rap for you, and if you're not impressed,
It's ok because I'm whiter than Doc. Scratch text.
It's a good week if I can squeeze in a shower
'Cause you people cry if I don't update every few hours
And if by some miracle I get spare time,
I'll be macking on Vriska 'cause that girl so fine.
Got OTPs? I'll sink all your ships
With a smile all the while on my massive lips.
I've got some sort of weird infatuation with horses
Got chakras as blitzed as my linguistic forces
Got all of the irons in the fire. ALL OF THEM.
And all of the breadsticks at Olive Garden
I lurk outside of caves with a Toblerone,
And I don't wanna hear your questions so just leave me alone!

(The deep voice at the end says:)
He kills off everyone
Then eats a Toblerone
Goes down to The Olive Garden
To make out with Rufio

For all wondering, you can download the .mp3 here:
www.mediafire.com/?rzhl1f8l8wa3bgx
Because Neil has made the Brodyquest tracks available for remixing, I feel comfortable providing this version for download. His post making the tracks public can be found here: neilcicierega.tumblr.com/post/14544153106

PROGRAMS USED:
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Audio: GarageBand
Video: Adobe After Effects CS6

All Comments (21)
  • @pinata616
    I will be in my 50s and one day I'll suddenly remember this video and cry
  • @tearay1073
    This is the guy you sold your soul to. Remember that.
  • @TheSavvyWolf
    This is an educational video about Andrew Hussie I think
  • @rosierose3403
    Seriously though. Does Andrew sleep. He drew 400 pages in a month. Is he all right? Is he taking good care of himself? Is he eating enough? Getting enough rest? Staying hydrated? Not pushing himself too hard? I am concerned for him. Like this if you are part of the Andrew Hussie Concern Squad.
  • So your telling me Andrew Hussie lives in an Olive Garden......   seems legit
  • Remember that time two people paid money to have their trollsonas in the series only to be killed in the next page?
  • @JohnEgbert
    I was in the bathroom at my school and "My name is hussie but you can call me the Huss. My first name is Andrew but that's rarely discussed" came into my head so I whipped out my phone and here I am....
  • I have to return to this video every few months it's practically ritualistic at this point.
  • @rep1600
    i wrote all the lyrics all of them then accidentally clicked an annotation rip
  • When you realise Toby might have created Undertale to show Huss that you don't have to kill your characters to make a good story.
  • @JohnEgbert
    I JUST REALISED... I HAVE 3 BARS OF TOBLERONE IN MY BACKPACK
  • @HomestuckGeeks
    rip homestuck anyone else going back to these videos since homestuck has finally ended
  • Hussie genuinely terrifies me because he dresses like he lives in a major city while also looking like he lives in a cave under Kentucky
  • @Mothwing24
    "We hope we survive the next update." I hope I do too. Well, I hope I make it TO the next update.
  • @psyloppi
    This has made a big impact on my life, excuse me while I rethink my life.
  • @LunaPaw3
    I hope Hussie has seen or will see this
  • @honkofvoid7419
    reading this comment section is like stumbling on an old account you havent used in years