Netflix Made The Same Movie 5 Times

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I love how if a movie doesn't have Ryan Reynolds, it has Ryan Gosling

"Ryan Reynolds plays the same character in all three films" Well now, that's not fair...Ryan plays the same character in every film. And that character is Van Wilder.

It’s like Hallmark Christmas movies for teenage boys

The main reason why movies are dark is to hide bad cgi or just hide cgi. When in a bright scene you see everything so you can easily see the flaws. With dark or night scenes you can hide the flaws with darkness.

Glad you brought up how stupid visually dark movies are getting. My dad is legally blind but can make out most of what's going on in a movie except for the intricate details.... he says that he can't work out anything that's going on in new movies because the lighting is so bad. It annoys me and i can see fully lol

These movies have ruined "Family movie night" for me. I'll be scrolling through Netflix and my Mom will say "OH THE ROCK IS IN IT PUT THAT ON" while I calmly try to explain to her that it's probably really bad

The Adam project is honestly such a fun little romp if you ignore the weak sci-fi stuff. Just don’t take it seriously and go for a ride.

You know what they say "Once with the Dark Lord, always with the Dark Lord." Rolls right off the tongue, doesn't it.

I thought this was Evil Pinely until I saw the video was 43 and a half minutes

In fairness, Ryan Reynolds has been playing this character -- essentially himself -- since 2 Guys, A Girl, and A Pizza Place which was waaaaayyyy before Deadpool

Honestly, even given 1'000 years, I would never have guessed that the 13 Going On 30 Cinematic Universe would turn out with Jennifer Garner and Mark Ruffalo giving birth to Ryan Reynolds, who ALSO ends up going back in time to teach and learn wholesome lessons from his younger self. It's the kind of magic only the most talented Hollywood writers could create.

I think the most insidious thing about these movies is that I had completely forgotten they existed, let alone that I watched them, so listening to you describe them had them flashing in my mind like they were horrid visions from the universe. thank you pinely.

Ok but in that Gray Man movie, Chris Evan’s’ delivery of “because I got shot in the ASS, Suzanne!” never fails to make me laugh.

I watched The Adam Project with my family. It was a good movie to watch as a family with a then nine year old, and an eighteen year old , and completely different tastes in movies. Many movies that people seem to assume no one pays attention to are also just movies made for people who don’t usually discuss movies online.

It's funny that Netflix went so hard against the writer strike, And yet at the same time their film output embodies every single complaint that push the writers to the picket line. For the whole ordeal the biggest complaint I heard was that writers were getting canned after like the second draft, and films were going to shoot without a script supervisor on staff. And I have never felt the effects of those decisions more than in these five movies.

i feel like bright is a tolkienverse modern au fanfiction with will smith. it makes more sense this way because if it was trying to do real world racism metaphors, the dark lord thing really doesn't make sense, but if it is the imagination of someone who has just watched or read the lord of the rings, it lines up pretty perfectly. plus them never following through with the dark lord in the first place makes it feel very much like those fanfiction-to-published-book pipeline novels, where you can absolutely feel this is a world with pre-existing conditions that you would understand if you knew what universe the fanfiction was initially set in but obviously don't now that it was rewritten to be a supposedly original work. in which case the dark lord is obviously just sauron.

Ryan Renalds has never not played deadpool. He was deadpool when playing green lantern. He was deadpool in his earlier movies as well. He is always typecast as the sarcastic guy who makes a lot of quips. Like all the time. Nothing has changed mor will ever change about that.

I heard “Orc racism” as “Orca Racism” and immediately began trying to sort the concept out in my head and then I saw the picture of the Orc from Bright and realized my error. I was ready to file away the fact that a movie based on Orca Rasicm was a thing. This is the danger of listening to YouTube, in the background, while I work.

These are the "I have my kids every other weekend and we have to do something together, so let's do the thing that requires the least effort" movies.