The Haters Guide to the 2024 NHL Playoffs

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Published 2024-04-19
Playoff hockey. What more needs to be said? Sixteen teams each with a chance at claiming the ultimate prize. Some are in an all-or-nothing phase. Some are eager to prove themselves. Some are just happy to be here and embrace the chaos.

This video is in dedication to the sixteen teams yearning for immortality. Fifteen of them will not make it. Let's go over all of them and their aspirations, big and small.

Yes, even the Capitals. Especially them.
All Comments (21)
  • @KaysonDawson
    3 things in this world are constant. Death, Taxes, and the leafs losing in 7 to the bruins at TD Garden. Edit: The prophecy has been completed.
  • @austinemms9772
    Last time I was this early, Arizona still had an NHL franchise.
  • @bmoney2011
    What a day as a Hurricanes fan. We finally received Tree's Curse.
  • @motivationallizard6644
    As a predators fan I still haven’t forgiven you for 2017. We will forever be too good right now.
  • @mathwiz3145
    “Steve dangle ages by 50 years” 😂 As someone that has watched every Leafs Fan reaction since 2019-2020 season, tree is being nice with that text. 😂
  • @UHOH_415
    Death, Taxes, and the Maple Leafs having to play Boston in the first round. And they lose a game 7. At TD Garden. For the 4th time since 2013.
  • @camilojoseruizgiron6084
    Can't wait for both "Congrats Leafs" and the return of hurricane man a.k.a "Congrats Canes"
  • @davidmayers1645
    1. Get rid of wheeler and Dubois! 2. Profit!! Absolute gem of a SP reference
  • @CiabanItReal
    I LOVE how salty Tree is that the Cap's blew it up and still made the post season, but his Pengs didn't. You can hear the venom in his voice.
  • @bobbysyblik68
    Even though Tree cursed the stars, we still had 3/4 DFW major sports teams make their conference finals in one year. May we all forever laugh at the Cowboys
  • @andysorensen1737
    That Vegas air certainly has miraculous healing properties, doesn’t it. Doesn’t it?
  • @wildtyler101
    "There are an endless amount of teams that should have a claim at a championship...and the Capitals" I lol'd XD
  • @kaiuche8640
    this is the first real season I've paid attention to the NHL. I saw most of last year's playoffs but this year I was keeping up with the picture and stuff. All that's to say I'm really looking forward to how this all unfolds.
  • @JackCallSports
    As an Islander fan I’m still stunned that they actually got in
  • @marco4103
    Here’s all the 16 teams: 0:25 Star-Struck (Dallas Stars) 1:21 Welcome to Hell[buyck] (Winnipeg Jets) 2:08 Not Coloradover (Colorado Avalanche) 3:00 Battle of the LTIR (Vegas Golden Knights) 4:06 What is Sanity (Vancouver Canucks) 4:50 Holland Dreams (Edmonton Oilers) 5:56 A Royal consort (Los Angeles Kings) 6:56 Barry Trotzky’s Revenge (Nashville Predators) 7:52 Prepare for the hunt (Florida Panthers) 8:42 Ghost of Patrice (Boston Bruins) 9:42 Boston Cream (Toronto Maple Leafs) 10:45 Le Mâle Nikita (Tampa Bay Lightning) 11:44 Apples for Artemi (New York Rangers) 12:50 Self-inflicted chaos (Carolina Hurricanes) 13:56 Experimental Necromancy (New York Islanders) 14:53 Carbury for Jack Adams? (Washington Capitals) 16:03 Stanley Cup Final prediction from jinxing My Stanley Cup Final prediction: New York Rangers vs Vegas Golden Knights
  • @davidfuller2261
    im sorry but the honda accord metaphor for the preds is way too good someone get this man a fucking oscar already
  • @KaRaTeLoRd11PS3
    The Utah Hockey Team is gonna win a Cup within 5 years, further cementing AZ as an eternally cursed sports state
  • @Gnox80
    As a Caps fan, just insert the Paul Rudd gif on Hot Ones. We just riding it out baby
  • @konradviii5663
    My God above, the Leafs did it: They forced game 7 in TD Garden. Time is a flat circle.