Portal 2: What Happens if You Don’t Shoot the Moon?

Expectations: You get some sort of bad ending Reality: Wheatly breakdancing

wheatly dancing simulator

You know, I think boobytrapping the stalemate button was the one smart idea he had in the entire game, even if he only stood to lose by being in control of the facility

Aw man I thought the place would explode if you're not quick enough

I find it strange that valve didn’t add something in for this occasion. They are normally good at covering all possibilities in the portal franchise

I'd love if he had more dialogue about the moon "There is absolutely NOTHING to be gained by pointing your portal gun at the moon!" "The absolute worst thing you could do right now is look at the moon!" "Seriously! The moon is really pretty, but you shouldn't look at it!" "THE MOON! THE MOON GOD DAMMIT THE MOON! Oh, sorry, I just really love the moon" "Well, now that we're dying, I'm making a new rule where you aren't allowed to shoot portals at the moon because that is absolutely something you CAN do but SHOULDNT! No portals on the moon!"

they should make an update where you only have like 20 seconds to shoot the moon and if you dont the entire place will explode and you will get the bad ending that would be pretty cool

Just what I was looking for. Surprised that they didn't have something here.

I love how it rewards those who paid attention to what the game said about all portal surfaces being made of moon rock. If you listened you know exactly what to do.

1:21 It always annoys me when people cut off this speech, not only is it a brilliant hint, it’s also so satisfying to hear Wheatley (or anyone villain really) have a “we’re all fucked anyway” moment as everything crumbles art them

Wheatley dancing is cute.

1:42: Wheatley vibing is the funniest thing I've seen all day

I thought I remember seeing a clip showing that if you didn't shoot the Moon, the facility would actually explode and restart the map.

Despite this being somewhat dissapointing (and possibly sort of clickbaity), I think this might actually be the first time ever I'm hearing Wheatley's full dialogue here. And I beat the game multiple times over the years...

1:44 one last dance before i go to SPAAAAAACCCE

It crazy how at this point Chell was pretty close to the surface to be able to see the actual moon. But then later on there's that super long elevator ride

Wheatley does a lil dance for you. Secret easter egg.

He does the Wheatley wiggle, that’s what happens.

Just realized that how in the world did chell even see the moon a hole that small and you can see the debris is small and thin but yet in the ending it shows her going up hundreds opon thousands of levels just getting to the surface it is literally almost impossible I feel like matpat

This moment in the game for me was genius. I remember seeing the moon and I practically shouted "Moondust!" Haha