P-ranking every Ultrakill boss on violent because i'm angy (CHECK DESC)

For information: no, i did not skip any boss. Bosses in this game are the layer-end unique enemies, and not secret ecounters or reocurring enemies like hideous mass or swordsmachine ( yes, this also includes Ferryman ). Prelude Cerberus is the only exeption since they're layer-end enemies and have a different behaviour than the reocurring ones ( the second one wakes up when the first one's health drops to a specific amount ) . I did the "skipped" bosses ( what i call the mini-bosses of the game ) on separate videos, so go check them out . Have a good day : )

5:40 "What?" *implodes*

I love how you don't let gabriel say more than a word when you beat him. that's +DISRESPECT

10:46 "TWICE!?" fugging explodes

5:04 "BEHOLD THE POWER OF AN ANGEL" V1: "Money tricks"

I love that I can parry punches in the 2-4 boss. It is extremely satisfying.

The finishing blow against Minos at 12:32, with the railgun piercing through the snake, was AESTHETIC as fuck,

" Machine, im scared turn back now."

Btw you can output more damage if you shoot your 4 coins with a full slab revolver charge because of how coins work on slab revolvers

This is what happens when you let the machine cook

10:24 Machine I will cut this dialogue HERE AND NOW

Waiting for P-2 be like

Speedruners on their way to obliterate Gabriel for the 9999th time

The 2nd Gabriel fight broke my brain. I cannot comprehend.

That setup on the second V2 fight should be a war crime

For me Violent is Standard, not because i think i´m a god at this game and say its ez, but because its the only difficulty i´ve played. My first run was on violent by choice and havent played in any other difficulty.

"What?..." literally explodes

"Im not gonna sugarcoat it" but there is no actual sugar to coat with

This is the definition of "i am litteraly too angry to die"

V2 after being defeated by the spare change in v1’s pocket: 😢