Mark Normand - Desperate for a Shower - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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Published 2016-03-08
Mark Normand reveals what happened when he didn't have hot water for a week and had to ask a teacher if he could shower at her apartment.

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All Comments (21)
  • @MrMd5555
    Mark Normand is one of those guys that becomes your favorite comic quickly after your first exposure to him
  • @aponiaa
    She keeps getting older every time he tells her age lol
  • @RicardDongler
    love how she got older each time he brought up her age
  • @slockhrt
    I immediately thought of Ms. Frizzle when he said "watermelon on her skirt with watermelon earrings." I was just waiting to see if he made that connection.
  • @francescofouche5843
    I feel guilty every time I skip the intros (they seem pretty expensive) but damn... unnecessary to say the least
  • @ARKHAMxMaverick
    Somewhere, an 92 yr old ex teacher has a story about a student who smelled like Stove Top stuffing and had sex with her which got her fired.
  • @zeffery101
    i love it when he changes a minor detail of the story. like in his last "this is not happening" he was like he was asian - probably mongolian or something he was asian - probably korean or something he was asian - probably chinese or something
  • @TalkingThrones
    That ending was rough... You can see the pain in his face, and him getting flush.
  • @MrGMovieReviews
    I love how Mark said in a podcast that he bombed this bit. No he didn't at all.
  • @lulospawn
    Mark Normand handles anticlimax just like Norm MacDonald. Great stuff!
  • @HarryVerolme
    "I've got no hot water" "Well, I've got no T-cells". I fucking love AIDS jokes.
  • @Lord_Baphomet_
    One of his best stories… like hands down he is one of the best comedians out there. The awkwardness and delivery is so perfect it’s hard to believe that he’s considered a z-list comedian…. In my mind he is above the list.
  • @melkia12mf
    I grew up in Crown Heights. He right about only being Jewish people and Caribbean black. I'm Jamaican and I talked to them once