Meanwhile... Matthew McConaughey Is OK | Margarita Butt Funnel | Heinz Every Sauce

Published 2024-07-12
Meanwhile... Matthew McConaughey is recovering after a nasty bee sting to his face, unruly restaurant customers in Georgia tried to funnel a margarita in an inappropriate way, and Heinz wants you to try all their sauces mixed into one bottle.

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All Comments (21)
  • That "salt the rim" stinger was exceptional. Good job, writers!
  • Sounds Like if You Eat that New Heinz Sauce, You Are going to the Mayo Clinic!
  • @ryshow9118
    In the words of the philosopher Nic Cage "NOT THE BEES!" Truly a creed to live by.
  • @NewMessage
    "But.. Sir... it's as Mayo as we can.." "I said more MAYO!" -The darkest part of the Heinz test kitchens.
  • @gillesh.9405
    As a swiss living in Switzerland who used to watch as many episodes on the daily he could of the « steven colbert report », I was blessed enough to be in the audience of a Colbert recording during a 3 day trip to NY due to a technical error in their ticket booking system! Keep watching him to this day, such a great intelligent man
  • @BnaBreaker
    Hold up... I need to know more about that 'hippos can fly' part...
  • @Jivolt
    “Salt the rim” had me literally LOL.
  • @Oldjohn52
    "He forgot to salt the rim" is Peak Colbert.
  • @kenbrown2808
    I've known for years that wasps can learn to recognize people - thanks to a young man who did an experiment in which he fed a hive of wasps, and as a result was defined by the hive as a waiter instead of a threat.
  • The quote is FAMOUSLY "alright, alright, alright". You're killing me, Tiny.
  • @firbolg
    I used to spend my afternoons reading while sitting between my father's beehives because it was the only way my hyperactive cousin would leave me alone. I'm highly allergic to bee venom but they never bit me but I didn't expect them to actually know me.
  • @MattSeremet
    It's the little finger motion that makes the salting of the rim joke extra exquisite.
  • @USUG0
    missed calling it frogspreading
  • HILARIOUS "The Ha-ha's after the "Uh-oh's".... And the Matthew McConagh bees segment had me laughing out loud alone!!!!
  • @Desaved
    Now if they mix the spicy mayo with the Margareara, that's when you throw them out of the restaurant and call the National Guard!