A Kirby Main’s Guide to What Other Characters Probably Taste Like

Hey if you like this video, check out this one where we rank the real-life driving abilities of every Mario Kart character! https://youtu.be/4ewSOkmLT18

“Pikachu tastes like batteries” is my new favorite sentence

Belome from Super Mario RPG actually tells you that Mario tastes sour and Peach tastes like... peaches

"Donkey Kong tastes like a frozen hot pocket" was a sentence I was NOT ready for

That's it. As a Kirby main, I NEED a full dictionary of what all of the smash characters taste like to Kirby. That way, I know when Kirby cannot swallow a opponent.

Me: Why would Mewtwo taste like popcorn? Me seconds later: OOOOOH. Genetically modified corn.

"Fox tastes like cardboard, flat and no spices. /Falco tastes like different cardboard." Daaaaaamn.

Joker: Tastes like fresh blood from all the hearts he’s stolen Hero: Each kind of hero taste like a different kind of Kit Kat. Banjo and Kazooie: Taste like Easter egg candy you find in the ground since they’ve been dormant for SO LONG. Terry: A Spicy Ketchup flavor. Byleth: Another Flavor of Captain Crunch Min Min: Ramen duh. With a hint of dragon fruit in there. Steve/Alex: Taste like a cubed piece of sushi. Zombie: Rotten Flesh, duh. Enderman: A sour blackberry. Or a Chorus Fruit. Sephiroth: Tastes like Shampoo and Hair Conditioner with how much of the stuff he uses when he bathes. Pyra: Spicy Sushi Mythra: Cold Sushi Kazuya: A Carolina reaper since the taste will set your mouth ablaze with demon flames. Edit: I gotta talk about Sora now. Sora tastes like Mickey Mouse Cookies.

I like how mega man is expensive plastic but still in the category of 'if a friend cooked it for you, you would tell them it wasn't bad'

5:16 "Inklings taste like ink because they're squids" "Toon Link tastes like ink because he's a cartoon" Didn't even need to hear the Dr.Mario bit this was the snappiest joke in the vid

Incineroar actually tastes like flamin’ hot Cheetos

The macaroon comparisons with peach is actually even better when in take on the fact that she’s really hard to play at high level, and that macaroon’s are pretty easy to fuck up.

I like how he said “ Fox that’s like cardboard. And Falco tastes like “different” cardboard”

>Lucas tastes like new pork very nice

This is literally the best video... “Every Fire Emblem tastes like a different flavour of Captain Crunch” oml

Adding DLC: Joker tastes like cat hairs. Hero tastes like a VHS of Dragon Ball Z. Banjo & Kazooie taste like musical instruments. Terry tastes like vintage candies from the 80s. Byleth tastes like expired Captain Crunch. Min min tastes like ramen. Steve and Alex tastes like creativity. Sephiroth tastes like half a chicken. Pyra tastes like pepperoni. Mythra tastes like salami. Kazuya tastes like a hot pocket that’s simultaneously burnt and cold in the middle. Sora tastes like all the food at Disneyland poured into a blender.

“Cloud tastes like ice cream that fell on the sidewalk” Pit would like to know your location

"Give yourself a lick an find out" licks arm That could use some salt

"Sonic tastes like fuzzy nachos." Well, I did spill some on my Sonic plushie while we were watching movies...

Teacher: Ok, for an icebreaker, let's our favorite food! Everyone: Says generic food Me: A nice juicy Charizard, Mewtwo with Captain Falcon on it, and some Peach and Daisy for dessert.