Blueprint Bryan spent $2M stealing our youth. It failed.
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Published 2023-10-20
casual commentary videos on my side channel @d-angelo.
0:00 - Intro
PART 1: LIFE OF BRYAN
4:01 - Missionary Accomplished
6:33 - Mo Money Mo Problems
12:58 - Lofty Goals
PART 2: THE BLUEPRINT
22:20 - Age Olympics
28:49 - Science Knows No Boundaries
40:30 - Zero to Hero
50:16 - Conclusion
All Comments (21)
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and bryan if you're watching this, just know that i have successfully achieved a biological age of 25 through an innovative process called being born in 1998
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My 90-year old grandmother once told me "aging is the reward you get for living" and I think about what she told me every day.
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Bryan will literally, LITERALLY do everything except go to therapy.
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As someone that left the Mormon church...it will absolutely mess you up. It's not just a religion it's a cult, and this man instead of seeking professional help to Deprogram just decided to shove all that trauma down and be totally unhinged. It's crazy.
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As someone nearly this mans age, I know one thing; nothing ages you faster than chasing after your youth. This man looks older than his actual age.
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The funny thing is: Becoming immortal and having a million space children is kinda just ... Mormonism?
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As an Ecuadorian viewer, I can’t believe Bryan spent years of his life seeing the misery and social inbalances we suffered through the 90s and thought “yeah, I want to live forever”. The depression part I understand, but the rest… We as a nation should receive compensation for this
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At 23 I looked 15 (and was expecting - awkward stares). At 40 I looked 25. At 50 I looked 35. At 71 I now look 60. I started off with great genes and took care of my body (more or less). But after a certain age . . . you’re going to “look” old - no matter what you do. If ZERO keeps at it - he’s likely to DIE looking like Frankenstein’s monster. D’Angelo is a raconteur extraordinaire! No matter the topic he’s engaging.🤣☺😊🙃
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I am disabled and survived a hell of a lot of trauma that kills a lot of other people, so I view aging as a privilege, every grey hair and every wrinkle is proof I'm stronger than my suffering.
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I'm 42 years old. When I look at the 'old' Bryan I see a normal, attractive man my age. When I look at the new Bryan, I see a Lord Of The Rings elf who's been tortured underground in Mordor for decades and who you couldn't pay me to sleep with, ever.
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Going from "im miserable and want to end my life." To "im miserable and want to live forever." Is wild
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thanks for the shout brother!
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To bring it all full circle, the Twilight series was written by a Mormon who graduated from BYU. Bryan went to BYU and wants to be a vampire. Therefore, going to BYU will make you want to be vampire.
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i think transfusing your son's blood into yours is not just weird, but cruel. can't quite explain it, but i feel a deep level of sympathy for the boy even if he agrees to whatever went on
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haven’t finished this yet but his whole earth saver gimmick is the embodiment of “billionaires have to do peyote in the desert to experience something teenage girls figure out at your average sleepover.”
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“Imagine being so scared of dying that you have effectively stopped living your own life.” damn.
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Remember, chronic stress is a huge contributor to aging and health issues. This guy being obsessed with youth is ironically what’s going to make him age faster.
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He went from looking like a normal, healthy person to resembling an AI program avatar
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‘You either die a Mormon or live long enough to become Olive oil Jesus’- no truer words were ever said
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Dude... hearing the mormonism stuff covered by a non-mormon is great. I left the cult a while ago. But the HUNGER the absence of that institution creates when someone leaves is insatiable. The hunger of purpose that mormonism previously fulfilled. Doctrine that this repeats - prophet/narcissism, eternal life, pursuit of perfection, wanting to be looked up to... This hot mess is relatable.
