Schlatt Ranks Your ABSURD TikToks

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“Schlatt” is a true business man, the “big guy” kept an inside joke going for 2+ years and profited off it with merch when the joke becomes reality

Sorry for the muted audio guys. The second I stopped streaming YouTube hit us with 6 copyright claims and blocked it in a bunch of countries. Just trying to play it safe because YouTube sucks with this kind of stuff. We’ll try to include more audio from now on 🫰

The Queen was having trouble sleeping, so Schlatt helped her with the new, very human sleep inducer! Now she can sleep forever

The unhinged laughter when the chat crashes, gives me an unexplainable joy. I love this man to pieces

Dead silence "This shit goes hard as fuck"

5:15 The way Schlatt described himself “surviving” that car crash was like arguing with a 5 year-old

1:19:22 Just love the contrast between this and the next video. It takes less than 30 seconds for Schlatt to descend from pure wholesomeness into absolute breakdown

I love how chat is actually a full on minute behind.

damn, he really ranked all these tiktoks really well

i cant wait for schlinkle to react to more increasingly worrying meth recipes.

Can we all appreciate shludges ability to make quality content

54:58 the beginning of schlatt’s villain arc after returning from “meeting” the queen

This stream was scuffed in all the best ways; Just ordered the shirt and can’t wait for it; best $39.99 (including shipping) I’ve spent since I was in the UK on September 8th, 2022

time stamps!! 0:57- hip hip 5:08- diana moment 6:26- think of a number 7:30- ditl 9:45- oil rig 10:54- content creation is hard 13:36- rain drums 14:07- rain drums beat 15:25- hand guy 16:41- jfk legos 18:08- boing shoe 18:28- captcha 20:45- hamster eye 21:41- commentators 22:05- strongest ford 22:33- fortnite hair 23:11- news anchor smooth 23:49- snake sucker 24:16- skallywag ahh 24:34- the pentagon 25:30- vehicle post 28:21- bubble boy 29:26- joe took a tumble 30:01- blue stripes 30:41- a boba tea 31:16- aughhhh 31:26- thin walls 32:45- crash through the applebees 34:09- roblox car crash 34:55- flinstones ahh 36:09- dummy training 36:32- 911 pancakes 39:31- cryptid 40:17- industrial bang 40:54- industrial drench 41:15- seal 42:08- roblox car crash 2 42:40- vanoss train stop 43:28- fortnite head bang 44:26- girls with peepee 44:36- $5 donation 46:05- industrial crusher 48:00- schlatts rant 50:20- battle bus dance 50:48- concrete in the road 52:07- schlatt took it personal 57:26- switzerland 59:05- give him the ice cream 59:52- gasoline 1:00:16- food vid 1 1:01:16- olive garden 1:01:46- aliens 1:02:23- mcdonald’s 1:03:16- hippo hula 1:04:15- toilet 1:04:45- great advice 1:05:35- biden’s coat 1:06:39- computer fire 1:07:33- racist pets 1:08:24- soccer 1:09:00- angry cat 1:09:43- capybara network 1:10:08- fish slice 1:11:15- white noise man 1:12:17- garfield 1:12:46- punchline 1:13:28- cool car 1:15:04- eye contact 1:16:23- hips don’t lie 1:16:55- YES YES 1:18:48- wholesome 1:19:38- food vid 2 1:20:37- culver’s w 1:22:24- food vid 3 1:23:20- subway surfers rant 1:25:19- cyberpunk cats 1:25:54- food vid 4 1:27:50- drunk driving 1:28:57- food vid 5 1:29:45- cheesycat 1:31:08- boba snort 1:32:14- otters 1:32:39- java vs python 1:33:16- meghan vs lizzie 1:34:03- based country 1:34:46- raccoon 1:36:06- barber W 1:36:36- car noise 1:37:17- self realization 1:37:29- carpet dog 1:38:11- boat monke 1:38:43- bottle 1:38:55- hit man 4 1:39:26- squishy animal 1:40:26- very human 1:41:27- drippy dog 1:41:46- new biome 1:42:21- biden bike 1:42:58- pizza 1:44:01- hazard button 1:44:56- clear squid 1:45:10- psychopath 1:47:53- dudessss 1:48:48- hydrochloric acid 1:49:27- tesla L 1:50:20- window crash 1:51:21- grass pants 1:51:50- thinking bout her 1:52:47- humbled real quick 1:53:10- idek what’s happening 1:53:49- hazard button 2 1:55:18- colorado moment 1:56:42- twerk challenge 1:57:29- ghast ahh 1:58:11- dad (dead) 1:59:27- paper straw 2:00:56- monkey pox 2:01:28- dildo gas station 2:01:44- cake race 2:03:16- roommate prank 2:03:47- stop vaping 2:04:24- cat and dog 2:05:05- goat 2:05:23- vehicular manslaughter 2:06:50- satan child 2:07:31- ditl 2 2:08:22- schlatts cousin 2:10:30- ditl 3 2:10:56- gaming setup 2:11:36- pilot L 2:12:04- crocodile 2:13:06- ducks 2:13:21- hit the griddy 2:14:51- double gulp 2:15:57- mcdonald’s 2:17:10- he’s speaking 2:17:58- belly rubs 2:18:19- LA sightseeing 2:20:31- basketball guys 2:21:41- hotels 2:25:21- glass explosion 2:25:42- child snatch 2:26:52- wild horse 2:29:29- monkey henchman 2:30:50- ditl 4 2:31:43- ditl 5 2:32:30- dominos 2:34:14- ecstasy moment 2:34:56- he found something 2:35:09- squirrel 2:35:23- 711 squabble 2:36:26- alpha.pookie 2:36:52- ditl 6 2:37:38- sink stealer 2:38:37- squishy forehead 2:39:02- melatonin dreams 2:39:40- smoothie flip 2:40:01- pissed off dog 2:40:27- ring cat 2:41:10- lost in the sauce 2:42:19- reddit mod 2:43:12- charles w 2:43:38- potato cat 2:44:20- phone commercial 2:46:12- late for school 2:46:45- happy dog 2:47:06- cockroach 2:47:24- simon cowell ahh 2:48:49- monkey do be chillin 2:49:12- math is red 2:53:10- 2001 onward isn’t cool 2:55:21- cocktail 2:56:33- feed him 2:56:59- news report 3:00:13- food vid 6

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE how YouTube removes possibly copyrighted audio from a video making the entire segment dead silence- You know? It really just makes the viewing experience that much better!

If there’s anything schlatt can rely on his chat for, it’s to keep him humble And also stealing traffic markers/signs

I cant believe "Jambo" is posting all of "Jschlatts" reserved footage. It is truly sad that he was killed by a drunk "crasher" may he rest in eternal damnation for those "horrible" crimes he did in 1999

“Schlatt’s” reaction to the final clip made me spit out my “soda”, for it was quite unexpected.

I'm sick, and schlatt asking the walrus "where you going bro?" sent me into a coughing fit 💀