The 10 Things That All Flat Earthers Say

Who went to the comments to try and find a flat-earther?

To quote an amazing quote I saw, “It’s like playing chess against a pigeon. Doesn’t matter how good at chess you are, the pigeon is just going to knock all the pieces over, shit on the board, declare itself the winner, and fly away.”

I once argued with a guy that the earth was round. He said he was going to travel to the edge to prove that it was flat, but eventually he came around.

I just clicked on a video of flat earthers saying that they didn't believe a globe because they didn't see a curve and the first thing I saw was an ad for glasses💀💀

Flat earthers use big, scientific words they don't understand just because they think it makes them sound more photosynthesis

The dislikes are actually thumbs-up from people on the opposite side of the globe.

“Because oceans do not have wings” *furiously scribbles down notes*

Everything is CGi to them😂🤞🏾 you forgot to mention this.

“It’s difficult to argue with a genius, but it’s impossible to argue with an idiot”

Guys don’t call flat earthers idiots. It’s offensive to idiots.

“U seem to think outer space is a vacuum cleaner“ was gold😂

Also, I like how they say "Well, if were going so fast, why can't I feel it?" Bro, take your car. Go for a drive on the highway. Set it to cruise control. There, congrats you are now going fast in a certain direction. Can you feel it? Barely? Yeah thats because of you size proportional to the acceleration. Repeat after me: You can't feel constant velocity, you can only feel acceleration & deceleration.

Hey, I've just heard that the flat earth theory has gone global.

“Oceans don’t have wings.” Pfffft. pours RedBull into ocean

In meteorology last week we were talking about maps and globes. One of my students said, "If we only used globes in elementary school there would be no flat-earthers."

This really is 8th Grade Earth Science. I taught it for 40 years. Every year I had at least one student who had difficulty getting over the idea that rivers could flow north. Usually, I had them point north, and then up. Most then realized they’re not the same. My favorite was the student who insisted the sun wasn’t a star. When I asked him to explain, he said, “because it’s not ⭐️ shaped…”

One thing that Flat Earthers don't say: "We went to the edge and here are some photos we took of it."

I was a flat earther for 3 years. Then I turned 4. Edit: wow this was so long ago

I had a former friend who stayed at my apartment when he had nowhere else to go, and one day he insisted that the earth was flat and the government was supposedly lying. I just kept my cool until stepping outside and walking a bit from my apartment, but once he couldn't hear me, I cracked up laughing

10 types of flerf trolls: 1. The one who shouts "Dave Farina is arrogant!" and "Weiss has good arguments" 2. The "the earth is flat because bible!" type 3. The blatant liar where it's too obvious 4. The one that comments nonsense and runs away after 5 minutes 5. The sceptical one who pretends to be confused and understands nothing 6. "I'm not a flat earther but professor Dave rude" 7. "I'm not a flat earther but im antivaxx" 8. I don't understand it so it's not true! 9. The one that calls you a shill and always dodges your questions 10. The one that claims the government (which they never specify) is in on it