Vin Diesel: King of Cringe
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Published 2018-09-21
Vin Diesel is America's favorite meat puppet; but what is he hiding under that beefy exterior? Turns out it's a lot weirder than you might have thought.
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All Comments (20)
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That poor reporter got so much back lash. Called a feminazi for saying she was uncomfortable.
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I wouldn't call him "King of Cringe," I'd call him "Sultan of Second-Hand Embarrassment."
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I had a dream Vin Diesel was my mailbox. I mean like, it was just him from the waist up attached to a pole in the ground. He handed me my mail and said "Looks like you got some bills today. Would be nicer if they were dollar bills. You know?" Then he chuckled to himself for the rest of the dream.
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felt so sorry for the reporter, the way she goes “so tell me your story” and “Tom Hanks…?” and he just keeps making her feel uncomfortable
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Female interviewer: *exists* Vin Diesel: "wHeN DId thIs tURn InTo BeaUtiFuL WOrLd?!"
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Vin Diesel: flirts with reporter Me: s t o p p l e a s e s t o p
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Vin Diesel learned how to burp the alphabet in kindergarten, but he never figured out how to stop.
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This aged well. He's being accused of coercing someone that works for him and then when she refused his sexual advances, he fired her
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That interview was so ..... uncomfortable she was uncomfortable af
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Me: Mom can we get Dwayne Johnson? Mom: We have Dwayne Johnson at home Dwayne Johnson at home:
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Vin Diesel seems like the type of person to watch loud videos on the subway with no earbuds so everyone else is forcefully subjected to whatever dumb thing he decides is stupid enough to engage with.
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Suddenly, him being the voice of a creature who can only say three words makes perfect sense.
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When he approached the interviewer I felt the urge to run into a sink
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I can understand why his only lines were “i am groot” in avengers infinity war
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I imagine Vin hears "Vin, I'm only saying this because I love you..." from his friends a lot
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Vin is like that weird uncle at a family gathering that you secretly avoid because u don’t want be subjected to cringe stories that end with terrible life advice 💀
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I heard that his vocabulary is so limited that the only words he knows are “I” and “am” and “Groot”, exclusively in that order
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A bunch of dads collided at a high speed and their bodies smashed together so hard that they become one permanently concussed Vin Diesel.
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Vin Diesel is what happens when you combine overconfidence with no social skills with strangers
