Trying To Find The Worst iPhone Game 2

the horse trying to flirt with you but can only think of things horses would care about is beyond funny

drew: shopping addiction danny: gaming addiction

As a person living in Miami, I can assure you that we really do have this wonderful, crime style landscape.

Now hear me out. I think they should adapt the horse prince into a romance film and have the horse played by Tom Holland.

"How could a game about dating a man-horse be so bland" -Danny Gonzalez The best quote to describe Danny, especially out of context.

Can we appreciate how much effort Danny went into to regrow his hair for this? That's dedication

I love how the second game's plot was literally just Karate Kid but as a low quality mobile game

The "chicken town" bit is a poem called Evidently Chicken Town by the performance poet John Cooper Clarke - fucking bizarre inclusion to the game lmao

"This guy randomly squares up with me as I'm walking away..." The most realistic aspect of the game so far. Florida etiquette.

Can we make it a trend to have Danny review a horse-themed game each time he makes a video like this

The main question I have is why the horse dating game has a 4.5 rating

Pretty sure Horace is just having a severe mental break where she sees normal people as weird potato goblins and horses as bishie anime boys.

I love that danny dresses up for each game’s theme while tryna explains to us the weird stuff he found

I want to confess that when I was 13, I played the horse dating simulator every day for 3 months. I am now 20 and this burden has weighed me down for years. That horse took so much from me. edit: most of the replies atp are talking about me being a BSD fan so im sorry to all the other BSD fans out there for making us look insane 😭

Horace is not a bad name to the girl. If someone ask that ,,what is this game about" you can say that its a romantic relationship between Horace and Horse. And it doesnt sound that weird.

"Grand tuogh guy" couldn't be bothered to spell check the name of the game below the icon 🤣

I remember downloading the Horse Prince app several years ago at a friend’s birthday party so we could all make fun of it. I’m pretty sure I overplayed the joke because I got decently far into the story before realizing that I had chosen to spend a good chunk of my time playing a game about dating a human faced horse instead of actually socializing like a normal person

I'm Japanese and we sure do love our "apps with a cursed concept but strangely boring gameplay" games. (This category itself would be more than enough to be a video) I personally really recommend "Alpaca Evolution". It's about an alpaca that tries to fight/absorb other alpacas to gain power. If you slog through the shockingly boring gameplay, you can see this fella evolve into a horrifying monstrosity (and you have 2-3 endings to choose from where you can either be a god, or end the universe) I will warn the game play is similar to horse prince. They all are and it SUCKS.

i’ve been falling asleep to this video every night for about 3 weeks update: i’ve watched this video so many times i know it word for word and it gives me a slight headache watching it.

I feel like Danny has looked like he is 13 since 2014 and is now just growing up. Good for you Danny. I assume a witch put a spell on you, that kept you young, good to know you finally reversed it.