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"We might be a religious school, but we're not in the business of making saints." That one's just perfect. xD

"Have you ever seen the bank account of someone who cares about people? It's a wasteland!" That line was great😂

“I know you don’t like ads but fuck you we need money” Respect. I’ll watch the ad.

"Just because I'm causing a problem, doesnt mean it's my problem" Damn...so many live by that and it hurts

I did the first half of my school career in a public school, then once my parents got better paying jobs, the second half was done at a private school. And I have to say, all those points about private school kids being out of touch assholes could not be more accurate.

Dude, that pencil joke triggered me. I've spent like $150 on pencils this year. I would ABSOLUTELY act like Gollum for them.

Rich ppl: If I don't see/live among it, then it doesn't exist, and I can continue to be an out-of-touch a*hole.

I work at a private school. These are all facts

“Just because I’m creating a problem doesn’t mean it’s MY problem” is the most American capitalist thing I’ve ever heard spoken. Thank you, Roger!

My daughter received early admission and a full boat scholarship to a very selective private liberal arts college. She told me that other students literally DID NOT BELIEVE her when she explained she'd gone to a (rural) public school! 😂

You don't send children to private school for better teachers; they're typically paid less, have fewer benefits, and have fewer degrees/certifications than their public school counterparts. Private school is for limiting exposure to disinterested unsupported classmates that have few expectations placed on them at home and make public school teachers less effective than their even more underpaid private counterparts.

Of course, if your child rebels or doesn’t pull it together, there’s always the Horton Center for luxury drug rehab.

Went to a public school, got homeschooled, then did private school for the last two years of highschool cause my parents finally got picked out of the lottery for me to go. Personally, each setting had it a own reason to be a hellish experience. School sucks in general and people always suck.

Next do if Charter Schools were honest!

"have you ever seen a bank account of someone that cares about other people?" 😂😂😂😂 Darn you Roger

"Plus, going to my school gives them a head up into getting into not just a better college, but into the right "parts" of that college, the "private social" parts where they can meet other "superior people" who they can network and form bonds with that can give them a head up at not only staying in that elite group but being able to have influence on those elected officials who are in a position to make their group even more "elite". Who knows, maybe, if your kid and his network plays things right, we can get to the point where the "merit" part of the meritocracy can be quietly diminished and we can go back to the "glory days" of being actual nobility who get the right to take and get what we want just by virtue of being alive."

I seriously believed the ad was going to talk about how much better the food is in private school compared to public school.

"St. Roger's Academy of the Blessed Bank Account" was amazing 🤣🤣

"I hear your complaints, or at least i did until i had my chambers relocated to better block out the toiling in the fields" Classic